You are simply remembering some guys. I was born in The Some Guys Era, forged in the flames of Abe Vigoda, Male Bonding, Gang Gang Dance. What you consider “elite ball knowledge” I consider passé bullshit. I will destroy you in the marketplace of guys
There’s nothing more beautiful than the sound of a child coughing
“Sip and stroll” also terrible
When a bar has a slogan like “Eat. Sip. Play.” you know that shit is gonna suck so bad
You’re on 10G I’m on 100G we are not the same
*tucker carlson voice* nobody says pbr&b anymore. Why is that?
Trampled by turtles. Feeble little horse. Frightened rabbit. Awful band names. Your band name should be cool and connote some sort of power, like Big Ass Man or Muscle Tiger
Shoutout rosy overdrive once again for the love on the Missed Dunks and True Green records
Thurston Moore and Boner Kramer
Swoggle
This is how I learned Pooh shiesty is from here. Huh
WWE commentary could make the second coming of Jesus Christ feel boring, it really is their special skill
Three different varietals of Sex Guy
Drafts check
Giving up being a dumb motherfucking idiot shit ass for lent
I feel like bismack biyombo
Music - it’s good!
Local comic shop posted an ai image of Goku drinking a beer. I can’t take this shit no more man
Feel like the last year of my life has been leading to me realizing all my pants look like shit on me
Shoutout rosy overdrive
The X in SXSW stands for Xtreme
“Protein.” Now that’s a fucked up corporate slop bowl vector. “What kind of protein do you want” is such a chilling sentence
This is the conclusion my dog and cat have also come to and they do not know dick or shit about shareholder value. Please give me the slop. I crave a big moist bowl of food made by someone who asked me what kind of “protein” I want
I know shitting on the corporate slop bowl is one of those leftist virtue signaling things we’re all supposed to do for anti-capitalist reasons but I think when you divorce a big wet bowl of food from the idea of labor efficiency or whatever you can easily come to the conclusion that slop is good
Chris DeVille baby. Tom breihan on the last one. I’m banging my fists on my desk. I’m in this bitch going crazy
Three for three on stereogum, how amazing is that
There’s really nothing like seeing a child at a Costco look at an ad for an office chair on their smart phone. They could just walk over and buy the chair on the other side of the store. How empowering
Ambient country band SUSS announce new album 'Counting Sunsets'; hear the meditative instrumental "Sunset II"
Last night i raw dogged steely dan aja - no water, no phone, just staring straight ahead while listening to the entirety of steely dan aja - and i think it was one of the best things i have ever done for myself in my entire adult life
