Lugia more like Luholeia
I'd use Lugyatt but I already spent that one years ago on another post, crazy how this keeps happening!
Posts by the plushies
it's unfair that i'm not really short and really obese in real life. at least i get to be with my fursona, but i don't draw it well enough!
ahhh! call me a slampig and treat me like my obesity and shortness needs special consideration!
Rocko's didn't expect them to have underwear prepared for him for the photoshoot...he's trying his hardest not to get too excited about the job ♥ 🩲🍆
AEIOU
old
snotjob
One stormy night
FoxMcloud meets Wolf
i love you i love you i love youuu
Tom Nook, bending over in front of the viewer and leaving his sweaty hairy testicles pooling in his own sweat on the hardwood floor. He looks back with sleazy satisfaction. --- "Ah. Fresh air, yes yes." "So stuffy in my pants all day, isn't it?" "But being a very well hung tanuki, it would be indecent to let it all hang out in polite company, wouldn't it?" "I've come into quite a profitable contract, recently." "A boy in his thirties... ah, it's just me here; a pay pig has taken out a sizeable loan for my benefit." "Each month he pays me thousands of dollars so his boyfriend can take a very comfortable vacation." "Yes yes. A very sweaty, hairy, relaxing vacation." "A very loving cuckold, to sponsor his partner spending an extended vacation between my legs." "A vacation as my clammy scrotal skin pooling like taffy beneath my asshole on the floor." "How many months will this arrangement last, I wonder?" "Perhaps there is no limit to how far in debt my pay pig will put himself to extend his partner's vacation." "He is already approaching a year of separation from his partner. Oh... a feel good story warms your heart, doesn't it?" "Oh, how silly. I've turned myself on. I'm becoming quite erect, aren't I?" "But then, who am I even talking to? It's just old Tom Nook here alone, isn't it?" "Yes yes. I am a very well hung tanuki, after all."
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"I've come into a profitable contract, recently."
"A pay cuck has taken out a loan for my benefit."
"Each month he pays me thousands so his boyfriend can take a very comfortable vacation."
"Yes yes. A very sweaty, hairy, relaxing vacation between my legs."
if you wanna use this for whatever reason (pfp, banner, etc) go ahead be my guest
Cute, maybe somewhat wholesome TF scene, especially for you plushie TF enthusiasts:
Oh so your partner’s a Little? Why not settle them down by TF’ing into a plushie. But not just any plushie. No, no, no. The kind where you will forever be attached to their pacifier. Yup, those kinds
nsfw request image for a million different people featuring Bandit in lingerie having quality time with Chili :)
Many people requested to see Bandit like this 😅
#nsfw #request #furry #yiff
musky bunny @cellout.bsky.social
Snob Doesn’t Think Audiobook Counts As Real Porn
Snob Doesn’t Think Audiobook Counts As Real Porn
mew!
genre of character i call "game over bait"
A nerdy kobold playing a game in a vc. It’s their third play through of baldurs gate three. They’re speaking with a dorky lisp. “Ok! This boss is super easy! Just gotta-“ “[hey bud?]” “Oh sorry what’s up?” “[empty nerd.]”. The phrase makes the kobold’s body freeze and relax. “[Stand up and strip down.]” The kobold, in a trance, puts down his controller and stands up, then lifts his shirt, letting his fat belly fly free. He then fumbles with his belt, before unclasping it, causing his pants to drop, and his huge hyper shower cock to fall out, half chubbed and bobbing above his fat balls The person who tranced him is sososo EXTREMELY turned on about this
Compression briefs-,
[hyper and hypno doodle!]
Idk why but this look kinda suits him
1: “are you ready?” I think so! “We require an enthusiastic confirmation” Ok yes absolutely im ready! “Perfect.” “Put on the glasses.” 2: “Box away all of your clothes.” ALL of them?!? “Go to the clothes store and buy the things on the attached list to replace them.” Anime pattern tshirts?? Comic pattern socks??? Video game pattern briefs?!? “Yes. We are excited to see your new wardrobe.” 3: “here is a list of anime and a list of games.” “You’ll be watching at least 4 episodes of any, and spending at least 3 hours playing any game.” “We’ll be monitoring your accounts to make sure this is done.” “Make sure to snack while you meet your quota.”
4: “make this recipe in a blender. Then drink the whole thing.” Tthat’s a lit, isnt it??? “You’ll be drinking it daily. Call it your favorite. We’ll be checking in youve had it at 6:30 pst.” 5: “did you get the package?” I did! Opening it now! Fake braces????????????? “You love your question marks.” “Have you put them on yet?” Not yet “Put them on.” Theyre on! What the heck! These give me a MASSIVE lisp!!! “Perfect.” PERFECT?!?! “Send a picture of the braces. To make sure theyve been installed correctly.” Gbghb ok,,, 6: “spend a sizable portion of this month’s allowance on changing your room. Posters and figurines. Lots. Video games, manga, anime, etc.” Like, make my room all nerdy???? “A bedroom that screams “nerd”. And is *your* bedroom.” ,,,getting on an online store now,,, 7: “your account has been added to various fandom servers. Get into an argument about who the best character is. After it’s done, send screenshots.”
8: “go to the grocery store. Wear your smallest shirt. Get $600 worth of snacks. Here’s a list of exactly what, tailored to your appetite.” All of this is so junk foody!!!! “It should last tou two days.” TWO?!?!?? 9: “Here is your next list of shows to binge. And a list of videogames to 100%.” (Getting really invested in the shows and games now) 10: “Join a tabletop board game and anime club. Here’s the address of one. They meet on Thursdays at 6:00 pm pst. Have fun.”
“Do you still have your before picture?” OH YEAH THAT I do, yeah!! “Send it. And send a picture of yourself.” Aghfgb one sec!! Tada!! Ohmygod, ive really- “Aren’t your friends about to get on a game? Better hurry along.” Oh yeah!! Talk to you later!! “Talk to you later <3”
Bossed around into a new you!
[kobold nerdification!]
i think i can understand why yoko taro has a cult following now
saw this in a folder n thought I'd share. it's from 2018
ive spent the last 4 days obsessively replaying nier automata
uggggh thats gotta be so warm
adult baby mom kangaroo with baby bottle and pacifier necklace and there's a smaller kangaroo beside them
the smaller kangaroo says, "WAOW... MOMS CAN BE BABIES..."
He’s hot