Josh Brolin was based on me (never dresses up for work)

Man, this is spot on. Auteur-y piece on imperialism returning to the metropole becomes a rote action series.

I think Sicario has surpassed The Wolf of Wall Street as the movie where the fewest people understood who the bad guys were.

Maybe they'll help future generations get to the bottom of who this "Donald Trump" guy was

You can tell they're good because they have to label everything in them!

I'm against AI eliminating any jobs except for that of newspaper political cartoonist

In both foreign policy and economic policy, the core belief of Trumpism is that there is some button one can press to instantly and easily solve any problem, and every political leader this country has ever had was simply too cowardly to press it. That’s it.

This Scammer Used an AI-Generated MAGA Girl to Grift ‘Super Dumb’ Men A med student says he’s made thousands of dollars selling photos and videos of a young conservative woman he created using generative tools. He’s not alone.

AI MAGA girls are taking over Instagram. @ejdickson.bsky.social talked to a guy who made thousands off of just one of those accounts

the Becerra surge and the DNC $0 are two stories that together really tell the story of the Democratic Party

its brand is in the mud and its capacity is limited, and also party aligned validators and various para party groups still have huge capacity to move votes within primaries

Imagine how much it would kick ass to have a wide receiver with like thirteen fingers

I don't put that as much on him. Whoever ran against McConnell was going to be a black pit of money

No formal prediction, but some observations about Virginia

Only high quality polls both had Yes up +5%

Early vote is redder by 2-3% than 2025

Vibes point to a closer race

But tough national environment for GOP

All politics is national now so Yes should pull it

UBI makes a lot of sense as a way of defragging an overly complex welfare state; it makes no sense as a response to AI.

every detail i learn about rod dreher's life is a totally self-contained maniacal part of the whole, like my brain cells are each individual blind guys trying to figure out the elephant

OK, so this isn't a conspiracy but contrails actually do contribute to global warming and by avoiding them airlines could significantly reduce their carbon footprint contrails.org

Totally juiceless candidate. Bigfooting out everyone other than Platner for her is Schumer's biggest campaign fuckup since going all in on Cal Cunningham

Yeah the whole series except for some of the bad ones from the '70s

The Steve McQueen to my Bradd Jaffy

Luke had it first, the Kyle Griffin to my Bradd Jaffy bsky.app/profile/luke...

Planet of the Apes

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

I love when someone who quit therapy halfway through does a personal essay

FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT DEAD

looking good sir

But what about the airplane lavatories?
[watches the safety video as we taxi to the runway]
Well I'll be damned...

Alex Jones is truly one of the most evil people alive. He's lucky he lives in an era where the punishment for behavior like his is losing your website and not thumbscrews.

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

The Onion!Infowars Store having both a "turn your piss into gold" and a "turn your gold into piss" product currently "sold out" is an extremely good bit.

We must carry His spirit. It is time