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Today is great. On top of closing out my positions in the market today ($$$), I managed to get an outrageous medical bill wiped to $0 thanks to Gemini.

The SPY has exploded and it's now in unchartered territory.

🚨 🚨 🚨 Morgan Stanley launches MSBT — first spot Bitcoin ETP from a major U.S. bank; gains $100M+ in six days, undercutting IBIT on fees
#bitcoin #etf #institutional #Bitcoin_com

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Some 3rd party that the Dems trust is going to want all my info and a photo of my license so the 3rd party can get hacked and lose it.

Text - H.R.8250 - 119th Congress (2025-2026): Parents Decide Act Text for H.R.8250 - 119th Congress (2025-2026): Parents Decide Act

Federal level age verification.

Josh Gottheimer (D) is trash.

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The president sux but the markets have been extremely, EXTREMELY kind to me.

Michael Burry got his Puts wiped out and then bought a ton of AI stocks after calling it a "bubble" 🤣. Biggest loser I've ever seen.

A Nightmare on Elm Street. The scene where Johnny Depp died really shook the shit out of 7-8 year old me.

The newest episode of The Boys did a great job trolling Elon and Trump.

fkn christ tell her to go away

If he starts pardoning people en masse suddenly, that'll be signal he's on death's door.

BREAKING: Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent and Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell summoned Wall Street leaders to an urgent meeting on concerns that Anthropic's new Mythos model could pose a systemic risk, per Bloomberg.

Hell. Effin. YEAH

The Punisher: One Last Kill | Official Trailer (Disney + - May 12) www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSeq...

Former sports radio personality Mike Missanelli arrested on assault charges, officials say Former long-time sports radio host Mike Missanelli was charged with simple assault and harassment after slapping his fiancé, court documents say.

Even at 70, this dude is constantly throwing hands. www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/m...

Bucks County folks:

A weaponized TMZ could break politics

if he gets one, it won't be from this one

You aren't kidding, this video is awful, thanks for the heads up

Thanks!

oh crap, not Neflix, I meant Discovery+

One of the main characters is from King of Prussia. I bet you'll be able to guess which one it is immediately 😂

I recommend checking out season 8 of 90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days (on Netflix). It's the caviar of trash TV.

updated my party as Libertarian, woot woot

Crude oil is expected to stay above $90 by end of March, per Polymarket:

This is why we #Bitcoin

Sounds like his kids were pretty close to having to make calls on Boost Mobile

When Jamie Dimon was fired from Citigroup, his daughters asked: 'Will we be homeless? Can I still go to college? Can I have your phone?' | Fortune Jamie Dimon recalled his 1998 firing from Citigroup and how buying $60 million in Bank One stock marked his comeback to lead JPMorgan Chase as CEO.

Poor guy was down to his last $100M+. I figured Epstein's Banker would be better with his money tsk tsk. @fortune.com fortune.com/article/jami...

uh oh you're a flight risk now