Fuck, there's precedent now if I force my coworkers into a D&D campaign...

dhuartson: Don't let anyone talk you out of spending $15 on a new hobby. That $50 will be the best $400 you ever spent.

This is not wrong.

Me: I love my wife and play in a band. I don't want to be here outside of collecting a paycheck.

We're on a 33 year streak of having a Boomer president...

Boomer coworker: "You don't even work overtime!"
Me: "I don't need the money and I actually have a life outside of work."

Trans problems:
98% "other people are assholes"
2% "access to care can suck" and "I'm not getting the results I want and I'm sad about that"

I for one do not want to live out a survival horror game on EXTREME difficulty.

"Dude, I saw you were looking kinda depressed, so I bought you your favorite soy sauce!"
"Sure, Kikkoman when he's down..."

Top photo: 3 large Black men saying "I see your fat suit is fitted in Jacko fashion... Bottom photo: Weird Al in the video for Fat saying It seemed the proper way!

The largest of the 4 I got is Bob: Big Orange Bastard

I mean, their best song is literally the guys writing lyrics about their wives yearning for another man.

Producer: "You guys can't make an album fueled by nothing but drugs and infidelity!"
Fleetwood Mac: "Hold our cocaine."

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Mills better sign it...

story of my fucking life
Also "You're so smart! You get to go to Gifted & Talented to do more work than before with no tangible rewards!"

Trans problems are like, 98% "other people are fucking assholes."

"Computers suck. They do what you tell them, not what you want them to do." - me, to my computer-illerate coworkers.

That explains everything.

Florida giving us some of the dumbest climate change denialists while climate change destroys their economy. Hoisted by their own petard.

Took some effort, but I fapped

(this is a joke)

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Kylie Woyote needs to watch the Wile E Coyote film.

It also means "pinnacle," so it was also a way to denote quality. Nimrod and acme are both victims of Bugs Bunny.

First trailer for Coyote vs. ACME, starring John Cena, Lana Condor, and Will Forte.

The Looney Tunes movie is in theaters on August 28.

Puerto Rican doing Italian gestures. NYC truly is a melting pot to get the best of everything from everyone.

So funny that the queer leftists took over the techbro space instead of the other way around for a change.

Chuck and Hakeem, this is how you fucking do it.

"It was at that moment they knew they fucked up."