I have saved so many random posts…

Earrings!

So cute!

You’re going to heal so much faster not smoking! See? Even more benefits!

my dad knew an old lady who swallowed a fly, and in an effort to retrieve it made a series of catastrophic decisions that ultimately led to her death

Did you see the big pig?

Candide - Wikipedia

Today I was called Pangloss. Supposedly it was a compliment.

Dude I don’t know. I was a biochem major. Compare me to Rosalind Franklin or something

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candide

Be right there *takes 8 different bedtime pills*

Yep

A black dog with a grey face and grey popping up on her ears and legs. She’s on a grey couch, sitting in between pillows. She is sticking her tongue out

I’m working today and Minni is not pleased

I approve! Enjoy!

No Kings protest in a park, from a distance

Working today, so no protest for me. But I can see them from the library!

The best revenge is living well. And maybe a lil bit o murder.

old mcdonald had an arm
AI AI oh
and on that arm he had two thumbs
AI AI oh
with a brush brush here
and a blur blur there
old mcdonald had an arm
AI AI oh

...and all together now

1. If you turn your picture sideways it looks like either Bernadette or the art is completely upside down 🙃

2. Minni’s separation anxiety is also getting worse. I think it’s a combo of age (14 yo) and my husband being home all day most days. When we’re both out she sounds like a dying seal

I’ve decided I’m NOT going to sort my books by genre. It’s my library and I love when everything is smashed together so if I were to read all my books from first to last I would have a range of different stories :)

Just don’t ask anyone to quack like a duck on your backwoods canoe trip

Lemon ricotta pancakes for me. Roast beef and havarti for him. Perfect brunch divide 😂

I was expecting quacks lol

Nah, the alcohol kills the germs

Husband and I went to brunch after our eye appointments. Celebrating no new prescriptions needed!

ctrl-alt-garbage disposal

She meant high school seniors

I’m probably about to take a nap. Oh, and I’m 5’2

For an eye doctor even 😂

How am I reading this post while You’re So Vain is playing in this waiting room 😂😂😂

You da duck!!!

Nightmare fuel

❤️ grey faced puppies ❤️

An email with the title "could ai end the need for clinical trials?"

short answer: no
long answer: nooooooooo