Please, my Chrome tabs. They’re extremely unread.

A SKLETEON ON FIRE "IF YOUR GOING THRU HELL, THEN STOP GET OUTA THERE, HELL SUCK'S, NO THANKS " - MORE AT patreon.com/dasharez0ne - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

I HATE HELL - dashare.zone ADMIN

I could take it down

LinkedIn posts are like “the time my heart stopped for 3 minutes and I was clinically dead made me realize it’s not about the best solution, it’s about the solution that’s most scalable.”

Sorry I’m busy. I’m seeing Nelly at the zoo.

A SKELATAN SHOOTEN LIGHTING BOLTS OF ENERGY OUT OF THEM SELF AND IT SAYS "YOIUR ALLOWED TO BE LATE, YOU WERE BORN WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT, YOU OWE THE CLOCKS OF THIS WORLD NOTHING " AND ITS TRUE, YOU LIVE IN THE PRESENT TIME, YOU ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR OR BOUND BY THE RULES OF THOSE WHO CAME BEFORE!!! NO ONE HAS THE MORAL AUTHORITY TO TELL YOU WHAT TO DO LEAST OF ALL SOME DIP SHIT WHOSE RIDIN HIGH ON HAVING A SMALL AMOUT OF POWER! IF U EVER BEEN FIRED BY SOME MANAGER AT SOME SHITY JOB U KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!! LIKE IM GLAD THAT YOUR ALL HOPPED UP ON BEING IN CHARGE OF LOW LEVEL EMPLOYEES LIKE ME BUT YOU DONT HAVE TO TAKE IT OUT ON ME JUST DEVELOP A DEPENDANCE ON WEED AND BEER LIKE THE REST OF US DUMMASS - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

NO BOSS NO MASTER'S - GOT A SHIRT OF THIS ONE AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

I have DeVry going all the way.

#NCAA #MarchMadness

I like that Michael B. Jordan.

Call me crazy if you want but I’ve never liked store-bought pesto

The exact vibe I bring when leaving a party

Two turntables
A microphone

Never worn

Location: where it’s at

Pick-up only

Uni lad headline hospice nurse who’s seen 100s of people die says everyone always says the same thing on their deathbed. Photo is a blond haired blue eyed woman’s face

“you won’t get away with this”

A SKELITEN WHO DOSENT KNOW WHATS GOING ON, EVER, BUT THAT DOSENT STOP THEM!!! MOSTLY BECUASE THERES NO WAY TO ACTUALY STOP ,WE ARE FLUNG THROUGH TIME EITHER EXCRUCIATINGLY SLOWLY OR SO FAST THINGS ARE GONE BEFORE WE EVEN SEE THEM, THE PASSING OF MINUTES OR YEARS NOT SO MUCH A MARCH AS A DERANGED PROGRESS BAR, TICKING AWAY TO 100% BUT SOME TIMES YOU SIT THERE FOREVER STUCK AT LIKE 31% SO WHAT DA FUCK !!! WHAT DA FUCK ANYWAY THE TEXT SAYS "NOT ALL WHO WANDER ARE LOST, I AM THOUGH, WHERE AM I ,HELP " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

HELP - dashare.zone ADMIN

“Pick up pick up pick up … [sigh] …. Shit.”

It’s the summer of love, baby!

2026 is the actual year of the eggy cheesy bagel.

We rehearsed all week and this dog STILL lost the rap battle.

Her flow was just not fresh enough.

2026 is gonna be better, right? [natalie Portman / Hayden Christensen meme]

… right?

Totally forgot to celebrate Ben Folds “Brick” day.

Maybe next year 🤷‍♂️

Back-up name: RizzPrz Double Dizz (short for digits)

Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton

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2025 is the year of the octopus

The subtext of Phantom of the Opera is how it sucks to live in a Garden Apartment

Just … not a good day … for *gestures generally*

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-s...

Great pick. This whole record is fantastic