roughly translated, i like to think this is the last thing hitler thought before blowing his stupid brains out

after three days and two nights of playing Hades II every available waking moment, I can now present my findings: it's good good good good good game

'single quotes' are for the bad boys

Noooo! My machinations!!

Baggage aside, Judas is a nice name.

her stance is fantastic. a leashed tuxedo cat gazes skyward in a leafy backyard. she is slightly hunched and in a wide stance.

her stance is fantastic. a leashed tuxedo cat with pale green eyes in a leafy backyard. she is slightly hunched and in a wide stance. husky stance. strong stance.

lil jumbo

am always full of piss. almost never vinegar . what the fuck

they will make an AI reality tv show and this is I becomee the joker

i personally think he should excommunicate osama bin laden

Werner Herzog

question for people who have ever made a mistake: what is it like being fallible ?

rivers are technically freshwet but they sometimes mix with saltwet. a bridge between worlds

unpopular opinion: people who live by the ocean shouldn't get to have lakes too. you already chose salty wet, you dont get fresh wet too.

just got off the phone with all of your moms and they are worried that you're using too much paper towel, and it's just that you go through paper towel so quick. ok. hope this helps?

me too!

The Thip of Sheseus

Frankly, I would love to be klobbered with a snow globe for having sex with that woman. #Unfaithful

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I have done some truly embarrassing parking jobs in video games

"all sales are final."

fucking heavy dude. makes ya think.

weed is like ibuprofen for your feelings

I have a part time job adjudicating children's mundane disputes at recess. I am Hammurabi of the school yard. No one gets the cool stick if you cannot share it! that sort of thing

The Passion of the Christ only made so much money because Hollywood loves a "chosen one" narrative and it was established IP

@grok is this true?

Do all Nebraskans say "Nebraskee"?

Tonight, our reporters get answers.

i wouldn't mind that there are microbes everywhere if they didn't wait until I'm asleep to take a dump on my eyelashes. it's insulting.

honk the bobo you want to see in the world

BREAKING: God creates bobo so big he can't honk it.

HIS Bobo

My Bobo