Screamin' Jay Hawkins

A Melee of Ribs & Chicken Owen Cutts spends an Old Music Friday berating you about the genius of "I Put a Spell on You." www.needcoffee.com/2026/03/23/p...

Caffeine: Your Favorite Insecticide As you enjoy your caffeine going forward, you can add to your list of things to be grateful for: "Well, at least I'm not a bug." www.needcoffee.com/2026/03/17/c...

Proto-Toynbee tiles?

Buddy Brew Coffee Bolt Organic Cold Brews – Review Buddy Brew Coffee's Cold Brews tout themselves as the “Ultimate Clean Energy Drink” and the stats seem to back this up. www.needcoffee.com/2026/03/11/b...

shingles

Thank You, Shingles Vaccine, For Being an Overachiever Looks like the shingles vaccine can help with more than just shingles. Huzzah. www.needcoffee.com/2026/03/09/s...

Cover art from Enigma's MCMXC AD album, a glowing monk in red robes and a red cross

The Enigma Dissected The Enigma Machine was a helluva cipher. Now you can watch one taken apart and explained thoroughly. www.needcoffee.com/2026/03/08/e...

Marvel Snap loading screen with Star-Lord

Brief Marvel Snap Catchup www.needcoffee.com/2026/03/07/b...

“It’s 106 miles to Chicago…”

“HEAR ME NOW…”

Radiocarbon Dating & The Word of God is my ska-metal zydecocore band performing only ironic Carman covers.

Man in shorts, cape and a fancy hat, he has a z on his chest. zuma man of mars

Goodnight.

A blue and gold can of Liquid Death: Dead Billionaire. It's a beverage.

Liquid Death: Dead Billionaire – Drink Review www.needcoffee.com/2026/02/27/l...

There is no route out of the maze. The maze shifts as you move through it, because it is alive.”

Philip K. Dick

Sluggo levitates: No

stay alive game the ulitmate game of waking up every damn day

Franz Kafka

Things: Damn the Mail www.needcoffee.com/2026/01/23/t...

Reed Richards, looking pensive

The Kouncil of Reeds www.needcoffee.com/2026/01/14/c...

It absolutely stuck the landing. It's really easy to have that flavor of "defeat the villain" (vague for spoilers) ending just seem like a cop out. But the way you executed it, it made total sense and fit perfectly. Thanks for that.

Beanie, an anthropomorphic coffee bean.

James Hoffmann and an anthropomorphic coffee bean take a voyage through the human body to answer the mystery of why coffee makes you really want to visit the throne room.

www.needcoffee.com/2026/01/13/c...

“Life has many ways of testing a person’s will – either by having nothing happen at all, or by having everything happen at once.”

Paulo Coelho

What’s the Best Music of 2025? www.needcoffee.com/2026/01/05/b...

Claymation construction workers: “Sounds better than what I got.”

Stephen Miller has no shadow because he is merely the part of a bollock of Nyarlathotep visible in our dimension.

Here's an idea: Rob Reiner's daughters should sue Trump for $20 billion dollars (evidently Trump's favorite number) for slander, defamation, inciting violence, and intentional infliction of emotional distress.

Diagram Do I need Ai? No

If by “winning” he means “getting the atheists to think I’m a jackass” then yes, as an atheist, I can confirm he is victorious.

The dog in Richard’s avatar is saying “Don’t…don’t do it…”

postcard c1910 I shall pass through this world but once, any good thing therefore I can do, or any kindness I can show to any human being, let me do it now, let me not defer it or neglect it for I shall not pass this way again.

No way in hell we’re getting our security deposit back.