Yes I say I love you a lot but yes I mean it

I'm a Millennial

The perpetual existential dread doesn't even bother me anymore!

I'm a Millennial

A nice coffee treat is the only happiness i'll ever be able to afford!

I'm a Millennial

The Internet is my job!

Lazy scientists announce there are probably several kinds of squirrels but they move too fast to be sure “We have named some of the squirrels, if that helps anyone, although we lost track of which one was which almost immediately."

Lazy scientists announce there are probably several kinds of squirrels but they move too fast to be sure

if you want the entire story of Arkansas offense this year: In the opening quarter of the Liberty Bowl they have scored on a 94 yard TD pass and have also given up a safety

Some breaking @poptartsbowl.bsky.social news - there’s sprinkles on the sidelines!

A mug which reads: I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing. Went back, Got distracted, And have no idea, Whats going on Is this my cup? I have to pee.

Appropriatest coffee mug

Have to admit that my cookie and pie diet of the last week is not working out

Sorry to keep doing basic mom analogies but the way Baker tries to wriggle out of sacks is SO similar to how my toddler escapes my clutches when I change his pants it’s uncanny

An adorable raccoon.

...Aaron Rodgers is only 41? That seems both entirely too old and entirely too young to be that much of a stupid bitch

An adorable raccoon.

Look, if cranberries can be weird and bitter and still liked by roughly half the people at Thanksgiving dinner, then so can you!

[watching two teams stumble through whiteout conditions from the comfort of my well-heated living room] football is beautiful man

An adorable raccoon.