love island? more like panopticon island. am i right?!?

bluesky saw it first

all my friends are he/thems take it slow

If a bear attacks you, stay calm. Try to see the situation from their point of view

guy who's addicted to lunch [eating a sandwich at 9 pm]: hey, it's 12 o'clock somewhere

the brat and wicked color cohesion is highly suspicious

FREE HER

life is much better with slippers

bluesky feels like the kidzbop version of tw*tter

Pro Tip - DO NOT read your book in the park if you haven’t finished chapter 2

whale: im fish?

god: mammal

whale: how will i breathe

god: hole in head lol

movies used to be about telling a beautiful story or making people feel something. now it seems they’re all trying to give me a borner

caught ya!

favorite scene from the end of summer