I’m struggling really bad without a dryer and my phone bill is due tomorrow. Please help if you can or at least boost!

Found the pirate
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I do like how progressive doors in the direction I happen to want to go have increasingly difficult puzzles. Keeps things interesting. Could do without the increasing numbers and capabilities of the Fleshwraiths, tho.

Normally "indefinitely" implies "with no foreseeable end" but here it is very literally the absence of anything definite

Old Man Wesley Castillo — 4/16/2026 10:27 AM So I hired a pirate, and we developed romantically. But it was pretty hard to get her to do any useful amount of work, and eventually I had to fire her. I let her go with a set of tools, her EVA suit with a spare battery, a couple days of food and water, and left her on OKLG. A few days later I get held up by a pirate and it's her, in a tiny little junk heap of a pod. We had a past so it was easy to talk her down, but I told her no, get off my ship. So she did, and we undocked. ...and then that pod started accelerating. Directly toward the Sun. Gently, but constantly. She was doing better than 5 km/sec when I lost track of her, and there is no way that pod had that much N2. So the spurned lover supernaturally flew off into the Sun. Emokis: 7 Salutes, 2 red hearts, 2 fires [in character] Sometimes, when I see the Mariner floating out there, I'm pretty sure it's really Cassidy. And I check my suit seals, because I'm pretty sure Space is angry with me.

We need a "Stories from the Void" anthology based on player accounts.

I heard one recently... here it is:

But if I help an old man live his life's dream people would call me a monster smh

Imagine you're a fascist. And imagine you're an idiot. But I repeat myself

I wave and make silly faces and generally act a fool cus making a baby smile is more important to me than preventing a parent from frowning

They don't, tho

I file that under "When you accidentally make a pretty good point but it's not anything like the one you are trying to make because your brain is cooked"

TFW you frame the story from the perspective of the idiots negotiating for us

No doubt agi finds llms insufficiently stimulating.

I'm like a machine in that whatever fucked up thing I'm doing will immediately stop in the presence of someone who could recognize and fix it

Uh huh sure and the place Bugs Bunny always took a wrong turn at is real, too. Next you'll tell me that yes, c there really is a Kalamazoo

I'm sure they realize, and find it convenient not to

T-minus 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... KICK IT!

There's no way the law has already experienced and accounted for the brilliant "one guy with two companies" trick!!

He slungry

Depends how many venues they managed which caught fire

MVP!

Well you know there's a large contingent who just love a Lost Cause, and it would be uncivil to not take them seriously so what can you do?? 🤷‍♂️

This has been the NeverTrumper's gamble since the beginning, they just badly misjudged when the time was and it made their central pitch to the rest of us, "we know how to beat Trump," even more plainly, hilariously, wrong.

Pope Leo, peering inside his hat: hey, there's a knob in here labeled "crime"! Ooh, and a "poverty" knob; gonna turn that way down. Also , uh, "crispness"??

Statue of Liberty is an Eva

Who? Do you mean Baby Yoda? Damn, it's right on the tip of my tongue...

"If voting could change anything it would be illegal"

- graffiti by someone who has never experienced nor thought about voter suppression

Upton Sinclair: finally people will see the plight of the factory worker
The people: wait you mean there are Poors *in* my food?!