Potential new friend: I like Pokemon!
Me: *taking out my Pokémon ACEOs* www.instagram.com/reel/DI1yAWa...

Small moment of appreciation for one of my favorite animated characters of all time: Chunky the Death Cat. Let's combine the beautiful colors of a Macaw parrot with a smilodon, give it tusks, and make it affectionate and rideable . No notes, I'll take a baker's dozen.

I love how google is all "can you identify the first 151 pokemon from sillhoutes alone??" Bitch, I was there when the original texts were written. I could identify the original 151 in braille and I couldn't read braille to save my life.

I've obtained an enormous pikachu squishmallow, and it's my whole personality now.

8D nothing says 'service animal' like two clearly stressed, whining and barking pit bulls wearing "in training" vests while their 90lbs female handler snaps at them to 'shut up' every time they express their discomfort at the situation. Keep it classy, San Antonio Riverwalk.

Okay man, I've seen Blackfish and I GET IT, but those cowards need to get back in the water WITH the orcas. You wanna keep those beautiful sea creatures in a tiny pool, then you accept the risk that one day, one of them might decide to play keep away with your oxygen while stadium of children watch.

Legos aquired

I have found the LegoLand.

I feel confident that the Legos are SOMEWHERE in the river city mall in San Antonio, the question is where?

I wonder if there's a way to train myself to stop yelling "FAAAAFRRRFETCH'D!!" every time I pick up a leek.

So far, my favorite part of the SH2 remake is how often toilets magically hit center frame. They know James wants them, and they call to him.

Our two cornish rex cats have very different energies.

Rude: I am Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius.

Reno: And I am Jeff.

Wait, so am I really the only person on the planet who dislikes caramel popcorn??

My cat has asked me to co-sign a loan for a dirt bike that he swears is a solid investment. I assume my eagerness to help in his new venture is the toxoplasmosis talking, but who can say?

"No, you can not shell pecans in my bed," was not on the short list of conversations I thought I'd have with my daughter, but here we are.

I got kiddi one of those stuffies that you heat up in the microwave so they're warm and they release a lavender scent to encourage sleep, and I dunno, maybe it's just me, but I was kinda unnerved watching the cat spin around in the microwave

Alex : that kitty is scary!! Too big!!
Me: You cannot tell me that the large, but friendly, brightly colored flying kitty is scarier than the psycho that wants to skin puppies in your favorite movie.

Point is, I could not sell her on Coco

Anyone thinking of taking home a random awesome looking plant after the Eclipse, DON'T.

It was supposed to be a butterfly and a flower. XD

My toddler wanting to pretend to be a "little baby who needs to nap but won't" feels like psychological torture.

My daughter refers to any sort of cute fantasy monster as a "Pika Pika" and I am okay with that.

Now show what they look like today.

This morning, my toddler was having a full-blown crying on the floor meltdown because it's her daddy's birthday, not her's. Then a cat past, and she got distracted. So there's that.

Why did Vaggie even ride him into battle??? She had her wings back! Charlie needed a lift, sure, but Vaggie riding poor Dazzle just made him into a big target!

My heart will go on for Dazzle!