Pronouncing "cc" as "cuh cuh" when talking about emails at work just to piss people off.

Finally getting around to watching Jury Duty. With this and Nathan Fielder, I think I just love ethically questionable television.

Crazy Ex Girlfriend had a character who didn't speak at all. There's then a funny scene when she finally talks to tell Rebecca to shut up. She kept having lines after that and it just wasn't the same, the "new" character kinda sucked.

The Boys has a similar issue with Kimiko.

Pornhub releasing their 2026 analytics and one of the datapoints is from lunar orbit.

I haven't kept up much with pop music in recent years.

Do songs still have that one verse from a guest rapper who clearly did not listen to the rest of the song and just wrote it based on the title?

I was sceptical when it was announced but I actually loved the Malcolm in the Middle reunion.

I wish it was longer because they brought so many people back and they all nailed it.

My nose-hair trimmer came with a little chastity cage.

Some incredible slop being posted on Facebook

This onboarding training should take six hours, I'm done in two.

I think we're all just living in a Final Destination film.

Human civilisation was meant to be destroyed during the Cold War but people like Vasili Arkhipov kept having premonitions that cheated our collective death.

Now the universe is coming up with increasingly dumber ways for us all to die.

Cadbury really had their best mathematicians working on a shape that minimised the amount of chocolate required while still technically remaining "egg-shaped"

Fucking lol

Incredible piece of information about the as yet unreleased Rush Hour 4.

Kind of shit you find when you keep scrolling on a streaming app.

I remember reading a book about McKinsey & Company and it was like learning about that man who fistly invented CFCs and later on created leaded petrol.

You think they couldn't do anymore damage to society and then the next chapter is called "Turbocharging Opioid Sales".

My annual tradition

I confess.

I was the person who stole 12 tonnes of KitKats and I've been eating them all like this:

You watch some of the video content people generate with genAI tools and you start to understand why the Reapers from Mass Effect purged all advanced life from the galaxy every 50,000 years to stop this shit getting out of hand.

I'm putting together a handover document and opening with "If you are reading this, that means that I am already dead"

Maybe Stephen King should've become a mangaka.

I'm doing what some people have dubbed "Loud Quitting".

It's where I submit formal written notice that I will no longer be doing my job.

Overhead someone at work start a conversation with "Did you hear they found Jeffery Epstein?" and I am so annoyed I couldn't stick around to find out where the fuck they were going with that.

How I look when my friends start discussing a topic where I have nothing I can contribute.

Had a dream where I started trying to get Trinity Collidge going again and it was all posts from a clearly embittered former student with headlines like:

"STEM students report disappointing lack of staring at test tubes in amazement post-graduation"

Gave my notice at work and now I'm thinking of little easter eggs to leave behind so I haunt that Sharepoint like a ghost.

Why does it look like Statler and Waldorf are about to critique my bowel movement?

Been a long time since I've seen a tweet about the Arne Slot Penitentiary, did it close down?

Is it too much to ask that they make a TV show where the cast, production, characters, and content aligns perfectly with my own politics while still having broad enough appeal that they make multiple seasons?

I also don't want to buy another subscription so it should be available for free online.

The first 2 episodes of the Scrubs revival are a little rough and feel kinda rushed but then the 3rd one just feels like it's taken straight out of the original run.

Like something just clicked back into place.