Got any popcorn? I'll bring the wine.

Now that must be nice. Even the BBC World Service has to start their broadcasts with a mention of the asshole.

Hey look! A talking sphincter!

I'm so sick and tired of the asshole.

The four astronauts whipping around the moon are the safest humans in the galaxy right now. It is on the verge of utter chaos over here.

He spoke to himself from 7 years ago.

They're not wrong.

They won't have him either.

He's not alone.

There's a new season of Love is Blind. Oh and Dark Winds too.

A belated Happy Birthday to @daveharrison.bsky.social . It's only late cuz I'm not on here much, so it's not really late, it's just slightly delayed.

Sounds like it is.

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Get it? See, it's funny 'cuz our President is a pathological liar who rarely, if ever, tells the truth.

I always wanted to see him with a shock collar on.

Maybe for the tan suit.

The body of Alex Pretti being wheeled out of VA Minnesota Hospital with saluting military nursing staff and "Taps."💔

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If I am being totally honest.

Now, that should get an audience.

photo 1/23/26 by Alex Kormann for The Minnesota Star Tribune

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Everything out of that bloated bastards mouth is bullshit, and toxic. On behalf of every American that hates the son of a bitch, apologies. Honestly, it is a God damned mystery how we got here, again. Well, Elon helped I'm sure, but my country has become a global embarrassment.

A boy a few years above me at school was killed in Iraq, aged 19.

How dare orange say nobody ever helps the US out. Just look at this.

These doesn't even include the tolls of retaliatory attacks Europe have suffered as a result of our support of US operations.

He's an asshole.

Fixed it.

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