Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.

The sticky toffee pudding guy is so funny

Sayonara Rosenior. Poor sod on a hiding to nothing there.

Given Simons’ near-permanent expression of sorrow, they’d be too preoccupied with him to give anyone else a chance.

Margo Martin @MargoMartin47 X.com Congratulations, Georgia Women's Tennis! The photo shows Trump and five white dudes in red ties standing in front of and completely blocking 10 young women

Priceless post from the official White House social media

Totally Drake.

remarkable story here about the time Gazza came to the recue of David Olusoga in a racial attack when they were kids www.instagram.com/reel/DXOpc5P...

Definitely spotting for it.

“Imagine “ is doing a huge amount of heavy lifting here…

Ah, Auxerre. A classic. I remember Brucie having a hell of a game in the away leg, to limit it to just 2-0.

Can’t argue with that logic, mainly because it’s shit logic that misses out certain pesky facts.

The physicality of those guys is actually mental. They’re just enormous pairs of legs with giant hearts and lungs.

You have to favour Arsenal from an odds/points in the bank perspective. But it remains genuinely hilarious to see their fans shit the bed.

As someone who spent 5 years there, I can only say: good lord.

Fucks sake

To the point and 💯 accurate.

There are many questions. Such as: “How does a squashed BeeGee get so many followers on TikTok? How is someone older than me even on TikTok? Why does anyone give a shiny shite about this blert’s opinion anyway?” Etc and so forth.

I’m glad I’m abroad and missed it. What a disgrace. I appear to have a ticket for Saturday night, but I’m finding excuses to recuse myself.

Utterly aghast that this is real.

IT TAKES TWO ROB BASE AND DJ EZ ROCK

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This is so, so well-articulated.

You’re an utter gobshite.

A thread which should be read in its entirety.

[Scene is a suburban UK street, at night. A voice is coming from a semi-detached house.] VOICE: So let me get this straight: You're a large, magic bunny... [Cut to interior scene. We see a close-crop of the EASTER BUNNY, standing in the darkened living room of the house. The room is all drawn in atmospheric purples and blues, and a quadrant of light is cast on the wall from a streetlight outside the window.] [We are still looking at the bunny. He is holding a boxed Easter egg. We noiw see that the voice speaking is not him but is instead coming from a character outside of frame]. Who's broken into this house at 1am to deposit shop-bought chocolate eggs... EASTER BUNNY [looking awkward]: Yes. VOICE: So people can remember...Jesus.? EASTER BUNNY: Yes. [Pause] Well I mean it sounds weird when you say it like that. It is weird. EASTER BUNNY: Not as weird as you! [Pull wider shot. We now see that the Voice is that of a large HAMSTER, who is holding a digital clock]. EASTER BUNNY: What even is the 'BST Hamster' anyway? BST HAMSTER: *sigh* I'm a large, magic hamster who breaks into people's houses at night and changes their clocks so they feel confused. [Pause. They stand in silence, in the dark, thinking]. [Close up of the Bunny's face. he is still thinking in silence. He looks existentially nauseous]. EASTER BUNNY: Do you ever feel your life makes no sense? [Close up of the BST Hamster. He looks the same - silent, horrified]. BST HAMSTER: Yeah. [They stand in the silent living, dark room, in depressed silence.] [Ends]

D’accord.

V much in a quandary about it all. Even seeing both sides of the argument doesn’t help. He’s made some dreadful choices this season, but was absolute mustard last season, so giving him a chance to turn things round seems fair? Then again, I thought we were hasty binning off Rodgers so wtf do I know?

From the same boneheadedness that brought you: “Let’s rip up the smoking ban so we have a right to die from emphysema or lung cancer at 56.” FFS.

Oh, my god

“Not as offensive as Carling” 😂

POLITICS NEWS Trump casts a mail ballot again in Florida even as he calls the method 'cheating' The president cast a mail ballot in an upcoming Florida special election, according to county records.

"Mail-in voting means mail-in cheating. I call it mail-in cheating, and we got to do something about it all," Trump said on Monday.

A day earlier, his own mail-in ballot for an upcoming election was received in Palm Beach county.