Making an ai poster about earth day kinda defeats the point doesn’t it?
Posts by Miley Swallow
Sync or Pump tonight at Fantasy Nightclub!
Honestly would take a sewing class if A’Keria Chanel Davenport started teaching it though
9 all stars later but we got April
God I hate Sam Star
Men’s rights I guess
I hate the warm weather because all the bad drivers that stayed in during the winter are back on the road again
FUCK
My sneakers are shit but my outfit is correct
Are people born bricked? Or is brickedness thrust upon them?
My mug had been PAINTED these last 2 days
You know where the best place to watch a drag show is? Right in the center of the aisle. Nobody is gonna go through there! Might as well plant yourself like a goddamn oak
Jessica Rabbit:
She’s only been crowned 10 days and she’s already recruiting lol that’s MY winner
Also not Joshuan and Alexandrea telling me they would wanna get me together for Continental Plus…🫢
Damn it runway is growing on me. If I don’t pay too much attention to the lyrics it’s kinda fun
PAGEANT DAY. It is Weed Continental and baby I plan to be Mimi fucking Marks
Broke my first sewing needle. Milestones ✨✨✨
A single stack wig does not exist. If there’s only one wig, there’s nothing to stack on top of it. It’s just a wig.
To let off some steam
How can I ram my car into the side of a building without hurting myself or anyone else???
I feel like Roger in that I have to let out a certain amount of hate before it kills me from the inside out
I feel like watching family guy while doing work for the weed pageant is actually pretty fitting
It’s the days you wanna get drunk that your body decides to be a heavyweight
LIES
“How drunk are you gonna get tonight?”
The store?
I need to just start lying and say yes when the jackhammer people ask me if I’m hosting cause I’m in drag
I got a 20z Vietnamese coffee I’m about to see god
Me overlooking the balcony in the hole