Dasani on tap
Posts by leemanish
rock & roll is here to stay
i’m learning so much knowledge today
the #1 name for infants born in 2026 is Junior Soprano
when people are sweating heavily they love to say they’re sweating ‘like a pig’ - but to us pigs that’s just normal sweating
Setting the bidet to “kill”
well happy birthday then!
"Egg Man" is an Easter song
office depot
these are straight up movies. they just happen to be in poem form because I couldn’t pull the funding together to make them conventionally markleidner.substack.com/p/four-poems-that-are-a24-films
Gosford Park (2001)
Gosford World (2015)
Gosford World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)
I was arguably the best cursive writer in the entire second grade
a trapezoid-shaped toilet, a crapezoid
after about a block and a half you realize laughing all the way to the bank is gonna suck
hittin the buffet in full ceremonial garb
like i don’t have enough problems already
it’s so embarrassing to be driving next to the same model/color of car
“you won’t believe the deal i got on this haircut!”
i’m buying a haircut today
imagining a guy trying to make dinner with a leaf blower
I know it's not butter. I just can't 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙫𝙚 it.
I have developed the world's first hover car, after months of tireless effort
this new tape i bought is PERFECT for ducts
you just can’t put a value on money like that, ya know?
supper tiiiime
and the eating is eeeaasyyy
don’t pick your nose when you’re riding an ebike please
a white dog stands close to a bench with a plate holding a single onion ring
he wants it, he wants the Precious 😤
The album cover of Steely Dan's "Aja" (1977), but the cover art is modified to instead include the photograph of Elizabeth Berkley from the poster for "Showgirls" (1995, dir. Verhoeven).
This came to me in a dream
why do nerds
suddenly appear
every time
I post here
Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1 The phrase ‘Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen ‘His name’
Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got