That's the long and the short of it. I guess our dear leader thought it was worth the risk.

When I meet up with my old work buddies we make a point of going round the table and saying what meds we're on!

Not saying they're Bessie mates but I heard they've been picking out curtains 🤔

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Dog wildly attacking the water spray from a hose

Girlfriend: I told you to call a plumber!

ME: I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!

Is it too soon to start panic buying?

Asking for a friend…

PS – if I buy lots of cress seeds and grow them on irradiated blotting paper, would that keep the microplastics at bay? 🤔

JD Vance and David Lammy skipping through a field of spring flowers, holding hands and completely twittipated

I'll tell you one thing about Labour, they are absolutely determined to alienate themselves from their core vote.

When they're not dishing out contracts to Palantir & appointing human scorpions to high office, they are cosying up to fascists with far more enthusiasm than is necessary or decent.

How long before a grovelling PM is apologising for hiring Palantir & handing over gargantuan amounts of our personal data to a corporation that we've known for ages is as dodgy as Mandelson whose PR company has been schmoozing with Palantir since 2018?

Apologies for the length of that sentence!

Relentless effort from 'our betters' to dominate the narrative with dire warnings about small boats and the size of the welfare bill. It's almost as though they're trying to distract us 🤔

My neighbours have been complaining about me groaning too loud having sex in the morning....if they only knew I'm just trying to put my socks on...

The illegal war has had a catastrophic effect on the global economy, but it must be said that friends of the big orange clown baby are managing fine.

Thanks for asking.

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You may find you will need to form an orderly queue.

It's giving us all a warm and fuzzy feeling now that Nige is turning over a new leaf.

Surely just a matter of time until we see him on the cover of the Morning Star condemning racism.

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You fail to appreciate that Tice is a public school posh boy, for whom tax avoidance is basically his patriotic duty. Getting caught from time to time is all part of the game.

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Wait a minute, is this the same Richard Tice who repeatedly called for Angela Rayner to resign over her dubious tax shenanigans? Surely not, because that would make him look like a hypocritical wanker. Oh.

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A man can change, of course. But Nigel Farage?
Give me strength!

Jews are now living in danger – and the Government’s failure to confront the root causes is a national disgrace - The Jewish Chronicle Antisemitism is at odds with British values but the rot is spreading with Keir Starmer’s Labour asleep at the wheel

This is a man who sang antisemitic songs, and supposedly said “Hitler was right”, “Gas them” during his school days.

www.thejc.com/opinion/jews...

Yeah, J D Vance, P J Proby,
A C Milan, all charlatans...

Vance? A Catholic? Are you absolutely sure?

I heard he enjoys getting in touch with his inner bear 🤔

Focusing on vetting, & who knew what, & when, is a sideshow, when everyone already knew the nature of Mandelson.

🔈 dodgy
/ˈdɒdʒi/
Dishonest/Deceptive: Shady, fishy, slippery, untrustworthy, crooked, crafty, sly, deceptive.
, hazardous, unsafe, chancy, uncertain.

Abysmally poor judgment.

It's quite possible – I got him in a car boot sale and he hasn't told me much about his background...

Stars and stripes flag next to a numbered list with 1. Don't go and 2. (Blank)

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Please note: I'm a fan of the states and looking forward to returning when the insane orange clown baby is no more.

I've just set my microwave to portrait instead of landscape and he seems delighted.

Nige has embraced the new post-truth era more than most.

I remember it well – ironic that it was left on the stairway to heaven 😫