i fell asleep during you only live twice but on her majesty's service has me locked in. that movie has everything: diana rigg, catherine schell, telly savalas sans earlobes

spicy loves to cuddle, loves to get her whole long self completely balled up on my stomach, and when she looks into my eyes, reaches for me, and lays her chin on my chest, like man. how did i get so lucky to have an animal who's not even mine love me like that.

garden pitchfork held up in front of white metal siding. the pitchfork tongs are mangled because i ran over it with the lawnmower.

pitchfork vs. lawnmower

an orange cat smushed between a person and the armrest of a sofa chair, hugging the person's hip with their paw

little miss caturday

"Do not ye trust in he who says he will call Sears tomorrow, but in he who says he will call now."

It Happened to Me: my fanfic is inches from completion and i still have no closing line

this is the answer

it's done i did it i got a cheeseburger ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

dan quayle seething somewhere at this question

thank you ☠

i'm feeling hamburger! mostly i feel so bad for my mom's cat who is confused as to why i keep running out of the room instead of cuddling

doctor: here's what you have to drink. it tastes like salt water and you have to drink a ton of it. ok go.

i Need a hammed burger

hellooooooo that murder she wrote episode?? you had me at jessica walter, but then!!

we really don't have anything better to take a look in someone's pooper than a 24 hour starvation diet huh

Screenshot from Frieren: Beyond Journey's End. Himmel saying, "In a dungeon, one must explore the entire floor before proceeding to the next one."

himmel plays etrian odyssey exactly like i do

Rod Serling doing a Twilight Zone speech in what looks like a shop of curiosities.

"Unable to log in. Unable to browse merchandise. An impenetrable digital barricade. The need to consume: unmet. A nightmare for an ordinary American citizen, whose blood begs for fresh consumer goods."

yesasia's captcha is so busted it's made the site completely unusable, but i barely see anyone online talking about this and feel like i'm in a twilight zone episode

Screenshot from Frieren: Beyond Journey's End. Frieren (left) holding her staff in her right hand and Fern (right) holing her staff in both hands. Large double doors are behind them and smoke is around the floor.

Fern's staff (left) and Frieren's staff (right) lying together on a white bed, with sunlight coming through a window.

Fern sitting in a field. Frieren is lying down with her head in Fern's lap.

really like that the second frieren opening and ending are like "stark and sein? stark and sein who"

A drawing of a Muppet-y Cloud Strife riding on a Big-Bird-like chocobo.

From this day in 2021: My nephews were curious about Final Fantasy after seeing a Moogle I drew and I described Chocobos as looking "kind of like Big Bird" so then I had to draw it.

it is my greatest of pleasures

Dr. Russell from Space: 1999 as a snarling cavewoman. Tweet text reads: "the term 'domestic housewife' implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what i aspire to be"

it was truly a pleasure! thank you for writing it!

i haven't watched the pitt, but this experience is so universal lately that reading this made me feel like oxygen was being fed directly to my lungs

was thinking about this just yesterday. playing a movie is fine but nothing compares to getting little to no information and having to fill in the gaps by yourself.

Moon pixel art with the NES color palette ✨

realm of anxiety...

Tony from Space: 1999 slung over the shoulders of a hideous space monster. Twitter text reads: "Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) tweeting a coded message"

A thread was circulating about how if you hate pop music you hate people and I believe sitcoms are the same. Sitcoms are a mirror of life, funny, dumb, heartwarming, an exaggerated view, but in the end true. We see a little bit of ourselves and the people we love in the characters.