Its so hard in this economy that most days you can only get vanloads...

Do you not already?! I mean you're so BIG

Nothing better than a truckload of food after a good workout and a shower 💦

Get you a boyfriend that's shorter than you!

...sorry, comes up to your chest!

Oh, my bad, is only half your height.

Ooooops, he only comes up to your knees...

...

...well, he fits in your underwear now, best place to keep him secure anyway 😏

@atimist.bsky.social <3

Well, I'll let you know when I get to that part lol. Still stuck at trying to find life around here

arghh otts need their cuddlebuddies!

Which sucks because the idea of it seems like a good one

DAYUM Friday, what's your rudder routine 👀💦

Deal!

Oh man, really? That seems like a pretty significant core function of the app for them to just fumble like that

Maybe they just need to see how fat my rudder is 🤔

Gotcha, that's good to know. I fear that may reduce the pool to like six people lol

So I finally made a Barq account the other day just to see who all was around my small town and maybe make some local fur friends but MAN getting anyone to chat is rough haha

Maybe this is my sign to move back to Denver 🦦

Thank you sm!

true, can verify

Ugh yeah for sure. Cant begin to list all the hot stories I shouldve saved when I had the chance x.x

yeah sadly i think Achilles wiped his FA out, which as far as I know, is where his stories were

1272347059.achilles_bigger_than_his_horse.doc Bigger Than His Horse “So… who do you think will win the Mr. Furriverse competition this year, Artemis or Reginald?. ” “Reginald man… it’s gotta be Reginald…” “Fair call. Funny how they have the same...

So as it turns out, I also have it saved lol

docs.google.com/document/d/1...

still love this, thank you <3

WHAT

It's true, Vod alpha-mogged me just the other day

I was about to send this to you then realized it WAS you lol

Mhm!!

No kidding haha. It might be my favorite Achilles story I think. How old are those now? Like 20 years? lol

omg I love that one, definitely read that more than once

💦 💦 💦 how inconvenient!

YESSS *pushes your buttons over and over*

the only adverse side effects will be trouble fitting through doorways haha

bunnies are just so cute, especially when they're growing out of control <3

*surreptitiously slides you a bottle of growth pills* >___> <___<