*boots up the teleporter* I GOT PLACES TO BE

Mesmerizing. 🥵

I want to flood your guts like this

Got the perfect spot for ya. 😈

Hi I’m horny and stuck in a meeting. Send help.

Preferably under my desk.

I wanta join next time. 😈

Damn I wanta unload in that ass. 🥵

👋👋👋

A photo of a white, bearded man over-eagerly hugging a wooden bear statue. In the background, a cop statue watches with a disdainful look.

“Sir, don’t make me call Bear Protective Services on you.”

Girl, same.

Finally watched Zootopia 2.

Forgot how hot these tigers are. 🥵🫠

A screenshot of the weather app simultaneously saying it’s currently 59 degrees and warning a heat advisory

Only in SF do you get a heat advisory when it’s 59 degrees out

Facts!

Me finding a photo of my ex’s penis: ah, we had good times, you and me

1. Same
2. Izzy is always a delight on MSN

Ooh ooh ooh! Pick me, m’lord! Pick meeeeeeeee!

A woman singing in Italian, saying "Wasting all my days enslaved by these machines."

Girl, same.

Robin’s face in that second photo says it all. 🥵 I’ll have what he’s having!

I learned so much about how “stuck” my body was when I saw a pelvic floor specialist. They did some external work and recommended some internal exercises I could do on my own, too.

Jesus Christ it’s been a life changer.

PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME

Y’all don’t know how long I’ve been sitting on this one.

A nude male on all fours, prominently displaying a furry butt, thighs, and balls.

🎵 laaaaaast #humpday, I have you my butt… the very next day, you gave it away… 🎵

All you guys posting shirtless pics from bed in the winter clearly have your thermostat set too high.

O/H: it’s not trauma dumping, it’s lore building.

Ah the challenges of loving big boys.

We need a secret word or something. Let’s change this please.

THE STRUGGLE IS REAL.

I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE. 🥵

When can we form an Olympic team? I’ve been training my whole life.

Bummer I missed you! Hope we can hang out next time. 😋