Baylor Bookworms?! Is there a more student-athlete mascot?

This is the first time the Cubs are entering a game with an active win streak of 7+ games against an opponent with an active 7+ game losing streak since 9/11/1935:

Cubs had a 7-game winning streak, Boston Braves had an 11-game losing streak

CHC streak reached 21!

h/t @EliasSports

But I thought racist loser month was EVERY month

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The plan is biological warfare where we get all of Iran sick with the flu. It’s so clear when you think about it…

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It’s like Dems want to Principal Skinner their way to victory...

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Here’s your villain...

Fair enough! I just know she has gotten the bestselling biography and has become the standard-bearer.

The only person to write Coolidge hagiography….

now into the 21st, tied for the 8th-longest Division I baseball game ever

Drop someone drinking. Queen edition… #raidersofthelostark

Is that a COVID care package?

[Starts rearranging LA’s pillows and dusting the Hollywood sign]

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The piano exit of “Layla” and Goodfellas

And they will respond with completely anodyne questions not addressing the fact that he believes they are enemy…

guys, this is how you lose the time war

Drop your crime-fighting Catholics

Also it’s not like she had kids as a teenager…

BREAKING: The U.S. bishops’ Committee on Doctrine just issued a formal statement defending Pope Leo XIV's teaching authority on just war doctrine — less than twelve hours after JD Vance told a Turning Point USA crowd the pope should “be careful” talking theology.

This is a serious escalation.

From @alexkirshner.com ‘s mouth to the sports gods’ ears…the power of Hang Up and Listen’s final episode…

@thewanderingjew.bsky.social mentions it in his own comments but the typewriter underneath it all KILLS. Not just musically but for the songs themes and 1980s office culture (esp for “women’s jobs”)…

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BLUESKY SONG OF THE DAY PROJECT: DAY 1

"9 to 5" by Dolly Parton, 1980.

I lowkenuinely think that this might be the single best pop/rock song ever recorded, by the woman who was recently determined to be - seriously - the single most beloved person in the world.

Hey, some of us pay for that content thank you very much and you’re giving it away on Bluesky…

At least she’s not in charge of a large section of FEMA

Yes let’s do a write-in so we have a moon full of craters named Crater McCrateyface and Deez Nuts

Secretly JD Vance didn’t want Orban to win. So this is all part of his plan. According to unnamed sources, which is him.

One day…they negotiated for one day. These are not serious people.

JD Vance: "The bad news is that we have not reached an agreement. And I think that's bad news for Iran much more than it's bad news for the US. So, we go back to the US having not come to an agreement ... they have chosen not to accept our terms"

Cover of Follow My Leader by James B. Garfield, not to be mistaken for ambidextrous 20th president of the U.S. James A. Garfield who was assassinated in 1881…

Michael B. Jordan wasn’t the first to do it…

Designing this trash with AI is a chef’s kiss