You see, that’s how you clear the bases

The people yearn for a 2017 World Series rematch

The Astros have implanted an RC receiver in the baseballs and are using a remote control to cheat.
That’s the only explanation for what I just witnessed.

But also, I thought he also played for the Blue Jays 😏😏😏😏

How dare they bring up Michael Brantley when I’m emotionally fragile

Has anyone found out where the locked in celebration when the Astros get on base originated from?

Have the Astros ever considered doing Pilates?

If it makes you feel better I still read it as dough

Living Experiment, JD saying “I think my evening plans involve getting comfortably high, watching a rerun or 2 of futurama, and eating frozen cookie cough (I assume they meant dough)” and Kristen ⚾️ saying “Time for my nightly torture session”

The duality of bsky @getagender.bsky.social @k10macie.bsky.social

Time for my nightly torture session

The spurs fans understood the assignment and passed the group project

There was a very specific section of the population that would understand this post and I don’t think any of them found it

Shay, I forgive you

Well we doubled our score

This is fun

Shay Whitcomb disrespecting the legacy of Morgan Ensberg (Astros third basemen who wear #14)

Glad my cam smith tweets have become my brand

Accidentally bought low calorie Sauvignon blanc.

It tastes like a tire.

Aye aye Captain 🫡

This is What it Sounds Like should’ve gotten the same attention Golden did on the KPop Demon Hunters Soundtrack. Maybe even more attention.

Altuve good at defense?

Altuve good at defense?

You oughtta know

MLB.com chase dollander player profile

Rockies: we have Shane Hollander at home
At home:

The concept of Spencer Arrighetti attending Navarro College at the same time as Gabi Butler

Goodness gracious Cam Smith

MLB.com information page about Bravo night at Daikin Park

I am so sat

Current employees have access to them in their payroll portal. They were mailed to former employees but that’s not always reliable these days, so they’re the ones reaching out.

The amount of people who reached out to me today requesting their W2 was too many

Baseball is pain