Having a very Olivia Pope dinner (popcorn and wine) after a very Sarah Smart day (Wrestlemania and cava)

“Livin’ la Vida Loca” is a ska song

If you see this, quote with a picture of you in glasses

honestly it’s hilarious that he’s trying to fight the pope and the pope is like “I don’t think about you at all”

People say Japanese is a heavily context-based language but I think many languages can be like that; the name Luigi has a completely different connotation depending on whether you're talking about video games or the American healthcare system

I keep having nightmares that my mom is mad at me

My oldest lost his first tooth today

claude got a fuckass name that sound like he collect low quality bow ties and believe in respectability

Automatic registration for US military draft to begin in December Eligible men will automatically be registered into the military draft pool by December as part of an effort to streamline the previous process of self-registration and save money. The Selective Ser…

They can do this but not automatic voter registration

They can do this but not automatic tax returns

They can do this but not automatic healthcare reimbursements

thehill.com/policy/defen...

big boat stuck has a chance to do the funniest thing right now

Woodgate apple cider, alc 4.5%, on the beach

We don’t have Trader Joe’s in Spain, but I am learning to love Lidl. At €0.99 a can, this cider is a bargain

I keep trying to look up searches like “keep sand out of house by beach” and there is nothing I’m not already doing and still,

I set up a small egg hunt for the boys this morning. They were thrilled but they asked a lot of questions about the Easter bunny that I wasn’t prepared for. Is the Easter bunny malo? Did he break into the house? Is his home far away?

It’s not too late to change!

My family did that too

Pitbull on X: "happy Easter 2 all my amazing fans daleeeeee http... and then it’s him in front of the planet earth

Jesus is a stunt queen.

Announcing that someone is gonna betray him while everyone was trying to have a classy dinner?

Fake dying then showing up a few days later like nothing happened?

Threatening to send people to your ghetto cousins house for all eternity if they misbehave?

Mmkay girl

No but

Please get me off the “my pet just died” algo. I promise I’m already depressed enough.

Sky Ferreira “Heavy Metal Heart”

Look if you make this honestly feel free to take 12+ years for the next album

Sorry but what even is the point of Chewbacca? They just needed a body to do nothing to advance the plot aside from bark like a sea lion time to time?

Our first beach day of the season

Even “The Mentalist” knows that apologies are no good without reparations

Yeah, that’s between them and their god

The Supreme Court ruled that nobody is a U.S. citizen

Chief Justice Roberts stated “No person can be in this country. We all have to leave. Now.” The judges packed up their robes and are getting on a boat

Semana Santa pasos y costaleros in Gijón, looking especially tired and unenthusiastic as they carry SJB the 3 blocks to Plaza Mayor

St. John the Baptist has seen some shit

He knows what’s up!

Snack plate with liver pate, carrots, celery, homemade pickle, cherry tomatoes, Kalamata olives, and gluten-free cracker sticks

A much better use of a paella pan than is traditional, in my opinion

Snack dinner is elite