I generally believe in the strong version of the weak kitty cat conjecture

I just wrote a persuasive essay on why i should be allowed to bring my DS out at recess

Yeah I'm a bit of a scrapper. I lurk junkyards and make mechanical crap

I just died uncontrollably

I was gonna finish this and then I learned someone else made a game about basements already

dodge rolling past the treats aisle

how polite of them

If two explosions right next to each other, do they cancel out or become friends for a bigger explosion

habby bday tara!

Happy holidays yall

The Bonafide Jablonsky

Welcome to Chip Earth - a new realm where you can be any type of chip

the beach that makes you old, etc etc

using an hourglass as a shake weight and causing hella discontinuities in the timeline

drum circle? yeah bro. most of them are

Craigslist personals looking for a guy named Todd to be friends with me

frogs were the original ones to "log on". food for thought.

thousands of synchronous "hup" sounds getting louder from down the street

the cackling maestro steps in for a cheeky giggle

alright, one encore

you've committed your last faux pas, buster

my pistol runs red hot

I accept.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

two neighboring apothecaries, each touting that the other is evil

do not type this keyword into Pinterest after 3 am

my editorial layouts challenge the status quo

they're making me put the corn back on the cob. as punishment

Dear blue sky team add real butterflies to the app