Oop

I also thought I was going crazy 😂 m.imdb.com/title/tt0120...

Isn’t there already a Speed sequel involving a boat? Did I hallucinate that?

A few of these have a sphincter-like quality to them

I could do it on a bike

I bet a car could do this no problem, who cares. They’re the same to me

“A Washington Post analysis found that through March 31, halfway through this fiscal year, the number of competitive grants awarded by the National Institutes of Health is down by more than half compared with the same period last year” 😢

Not a dime of taxpayer money or govt contracts should go to Palantir.

Wild that Obama is riding on Mamdani’s coattails now

I still don’t understand why they needed to follow the ray beam through the planet

Nomar would never.

Thread

Petition to wear the greens for every game

I feel like that’s more of an evangelical threat… (ba dum tss)

…Can they wear the Fenway Greens for every game?

I attempted to read this one to occupy me while my twins were in the NICU… definitely should have gone for something lighter 😂 I still remember bits of it vividly, but I don’t think I ever finished it

Website’s working for fine for those of us whose hearts are pure

This friggin guy…

… what?

Would help if I didn't have a typo in the link.... 🙃 note to self, stop posting from the phone. tinyurl.com/jchretienpor...

Would be extremely poetic if Mackenzie Scott decided to fund a ton of small local papers…

This is something I wish to see change via legislation. Companies being so restrictive of portfolio pieces long after a project is released.

It limits hype for projects, while also keeping workers in the shadows.

They really shouldn’t have power over workers who just want to share their labor.

Free Cone Day?

I heard "she seem to have an invisible tonsil" 🤷‍♀️

I particularly enjoyed revisiting this one for the new mom nostalgia… although if I were writing it again I might eliminate a few of the em dashes and/or parentheticals. (What can I say, I wanted to be Mary Roach 😅)

I heard it’s #PortfolioDay? Serendipity: One of the first things I did on being laid off a month ago was scan a bunch of my old Berkeley Science Review articles in case I needed writing samples. They hold up pretty good!
tinyurl.com/jchretienportolio

Oh so they’re REALLY worried they’re gonna lose the Senate

Can’t believe the ad team at Sal’s didn’t integrate this into their "now that’s a slice of pizza" campaign somehow

For me the biggest mindfuck is comparing myself to others with similar or "worse" education and jobs and wondering how they afford what they do. I assume some combo of generational wealth/not saving/having fewer kids(?) Also messes me up to know I’m in the top ~20% and still feel so precarious.