A black cat with speckled paws and white chest markings curls atop a small black knapsack and gazes with a wry expression up at the camera. She is wearing a red collar with a black clasp and has a purple calming collar she won’t let anyone adjust or trim, too.

You could …just stay here with me, stupid human!

#cats #catsofbluesky

A grey cat with white chest and belly markings stands on top of a black metal bookshelf stretches, arching her back. Her tail is curled. She’s wearing a purple collar.

Pip is risen but everyone else can go back to sleep

I always thought it went to a spider nest because I’ve watched so many spiders go in there. But I like your idea much better

Three of ours meekly acquiesced after a post-fastened-collar tantrum during which they did odd impromptu acrobatics and yelled obscenities. This was paid for in full by the terrifying cracked out Ginsu Knife commercial our fourth cat turned into the second we got it almost fastened

A cream colored cat with a greyish tan face and a shell-shocked expression leans her head back against a red and white quilt. She is earring a purple collar and has a bit of blue pipe cleaner fluff stuck to her chest.

DERE DIERYE
TEHEY AWL SED IME DO LOOCK LIEK AN MAN CAWLD PRINTS AND RUE TEHEY CANNET STOPE LAFGUHINK

TEHY SOW MEENE PIPP SES MAY BEE TEHEY R JELL ASS

DOO IME, DIERYE??? DOO IME LOOCK LIEK PRNTS AND RUE?? BEE ON NEST IME CANE TEAK ET

PEE ESS IME NOTE DOO CRIMS LIEK PRINTS AND RUE IME DOO FUN CRIMS

plops back down in the bluesky chair to clap hands and say

“OOOOOOOOH!!! DO KKKAROLINE NEXT

A cream colored cat with a greyish tan face and tail sits on a scarred green wooden round table. There is an armchair with an orange and white striped cover and some white bookshelves in the background. On the shelves (besides books) are a plaster bust of Caesar with pens sticking out of his back and a red rubber bulb for the kind of powder used to dry ink on documents about 110 years ago.

DERE DIERYE PIPPE GODT 2TO YUSE TEHE FPOHNE ANED IME DIDNOT EET ESSNOT FARE

IME EEVIN DIDE BIGGE PEE CRIMS!!!!!!!

IME PEED INE TEHE EXTRA HEWMINS BED HAHAHAHAHA TAHATS WAT TEHEY GEDT 4FOR BEEINKG MEENE ATT MEE

IME’AME MOPSA!!!!

PEE ESS TEHY TRID 2TO STOPPE MEE ANED IME PEE ON TEHIR HANDDE #cats

A grey cat with white chest and belly markings and little white markings like slippers lies on her side on a red, cream, and black rug. She is clutching an orange, yellow, and white rope with a tassel at one end and her tongue is out and up at her nose.

Guest post from Pip:

🎶🎵I don’t like Mondays
I don’t like Mondays 🎶

#catsofbluesky

A cat with rumpled cream fur and grayish-tan face and paws sits on a wooden shelf below another shelf stacked with books. There is a lamp with an amber colored paper shade to her left and a window with a white frame to her right. She has her tongue out. She is wearing a black collar with a small round brass bell.

DERE DIERYE 2TODEY ES NOTTE MINE BESST CRIM IME’AME SORE E BUTT TEHE BAWKS TAHAT BISSHE LIDE ANED SEZZE TAHAT EET SEZZE FRAG ISLE DIDE NOTTE HEV FRAG ISLE EN EET EET JUSDTE HED BUKS TAHAT DONET’T BRAEK

VAREY DISS A PONIT.

DOO CRIMS IME’AME MOPSA

PEE ESS PIPPE ES TEHE MINE BESET FREND #cats

Andrew looks corpse-ier but unfortunately neither of them is dead yet

For fucking REAL. Tommy Tubercule is a cheesedick

A cream colored cat with a grayish tan colored face, tail, and paws lies on her side on some yellow and white laundry. There is a white paneled wall behind her. She looks to be asleep at first glance but her eyes are tinily open.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! The one human’s Rooney used to say the wee dote about their baby brother and they thought she was saying the wee *dolt* and now we are all calling Mopsa the wee dolt ….. so freaking apt <3

#cats

At his absolute best #hegseth looks like half a pair of Truck Nuts so I’m not sure a flattering pic is possible

A black cat with white shirtfront markings sits head and shoulders showing in a fabric covered box that is tipped slightly to the left in the image. The fabric has a blue house with a black roof printed on it.

Me: tell me a story in my box.
Human: once there was a little #cat named Bish who waited until everyone was sleeping & then SCREAM!!! for no reasons. The humans would wake up worried. Bish would hide & laugh. Sometimes she would leave her fish to prove she runs the show.
Me: that was a good story

A black cat with white shirtfront markings and a red collar sits in a bookshelf next to a couple of books. She is looking up at the next shelf. There is a worn green armchair in front of her.

A cream and grayish tan fluffy and disheveled cat stands on her hind legs to investigate the peg holes in a partially assembled bookshelf.

Shelves! #cats #catsofbluesky

“Special Envoy” lmfaoooooooooooo

A cream colored cat with a greyish tan face and paws lies on her side raised up on one paw rather like a Roman reclining on an elbow. Her blue eyes are wild and her tongue is out crazily.

DERE DIERYE!!! WE’ME GEDTIG SHLEVFS!!! BIEG TAWL SHLEFVS

IME’LL KLIBM ANED KLIBM 2TOE TEHE TOPPYTIP TEHE LIDERALL PIN A CALL

IME AME MOPSA!!!!!!!!!!!! IME TEHE TOP BISSHE ES TEHE BODDOMP

NOTE LEIK TAHAT YUOU HEV A DERDY MINED DIERYE

PEE ESS IME’AME LOKINGK 4FOR WART 2TO LOTST OF SWARES

#cats

A scruffy cream colored car with linty looking face and paws lies on her side on a cat tower with her mouth wide open and eyes shut.

DERE DIERYE

PIPPE WET 2TO TEHE VEDT
SHEE HASE TEHE CLEENIST EERS TEHE VEDT HASE CEED EN YEERSE

MINE EERS RE NOTTE CLEEN BEAKOZ TEHER ES 2TO MUTSH HAR EN TEHEM

TAHAT ES ALLE

X CEPT DOE CRIMS

IME AM MOPSA

PEE ESS TEHE VEDT HADE A BENTCH PIPPE HIDED UNDUR TEHEY STILLE GODT HIR OWT #catsofbluesky

A calico cat wearing a black tracking device sits on top of a small garden tent. There are bare branches of trees and the low roof of a house behind her.

Rory says “what a waste of a perfectly good (and possibly scrumptious) butterfly!!”

Tyme Sefari Inc. Sefaris tu any yeer en the past. Yu naim the animall. Wee taek yu thair. Yu shoot itt

A cream colored cat with a greyish tan face sits on a wooden box with her mouth open and her eyes narrowed. She is wearing a black collar with a small brass bell. Her ears are hairy.

With four cats my house would sound like Deadwood

A gray cat with white chest and dainty little white slipper markings sits on a wooden file box. Her head is tipped to one side and her very short velvety fur stands out clearly. Behind her are an overstuffed bookshelf and a blurred gray chair. There is a red patterned carpet visible.

Pip says “is it really #Caturday? Everyone got up so early!!”

LJ was where I found the first online fan fiction I read (Antonia Forest!) but I was writing my own in spiral bound notebooks in the 80s at 15 after discovering that Jean Rhys had written Wide Sargasso Sea about Bertha Rochester in Jane Eyre & that it was okay to love someone else’s novels that much

A photo from above of a purple plastic spring, three ping pong balls, a pink and white ball with a bell inside, a blue and clear super ball with a picture of Spider-Man, and four felt balls

under the old oven lived many crumbs & a mysterious spill but also some of my chompled felt balls, Rory’s Spider-Man ball, Mopsa’s ping pongs & one of Pip’s springs were under there but they are all cobwebbly. We don’t know who the pink bell ball belonged to maybe the last tenant? #cats

the human says the landlord wasn’t sure how it would arrive because they have to take away the dead oven

A gray cat with white markings has her tongue out and up against her nose. She is facing the camera. A black cat wearing a red collar has her back to the camera. The two cats appear to be in conversation.

It’s new oven day!
it’s new oven day!
I hope there’s a box!
I hope there’s a box!
A box as big as Pemberley!
BOX BOXY BOXY BOXY BOX!!!
#catsofbluesky

at no point in my half a century and counting on this planet could I do this unless the tacos and beer were dollhouse sized like those tiny cooking videos where people make pancakes for gerbils the running is by far the least of my worries here

it was the first show I ever loved the way friends loved Star Trek etc. and it changed me which was not something I thought tv could do

A grey cat with white chest markings and white tipped paws sits up on a wooden cat tower with a standing lamp in front of her. She had her mouth open and her head back like she is singing an aria.

one of the night shift workers says he’ll clean it and that it’s “not as bad as last time” and the human made a face like this only not as dignified

O Farscape <3