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#BetYouWishYouWere able to stop your cat doing this.

#BetYouWishYouWere as easily pleased as your dog.

#BetYouWishYouWere able to outsmart your cat

#BetYouWishYouWere taller

The Ace of Buckets and Spades #PutTheBeachInASongOrMovie

#AddCussingToScripture Adam and Evil

#AddCussingToScripture Garden of E Damn

#UnfortunateYearbookSuperlatives Tariffiest

#PutMagicFiguresInASongOrMovie
Smack My Witch Up

#PutMagicFiguresInASongOrMovie
Anything by Wand Direction

#PutMagicFiguresInASongOrMovie A Fish Called Wand

My Left-Field Foot #PutCreativityInASongOrMovie

Raidesr of the Lost spark #PutCreativityInASongOrMovie

28 Days Creator #PutCreativityInASongOrMovie

Vision Impossible #PutCreativityInASongOrMovie

#ISawYour ghost going round his usual haunts.

#ISawYour unicorn eyeing up my pterodactyl.

#ISawYour neighbour the other day. He wants his lawnmower back.

#ISawYour last Rolo mysteriously disappear.

I'm gonna Mosh that man right outta my hair #DancingInASongOrMovie

M*O*S*H #DancingInASongOrMovie

Summer of Samba #DancingInASongOrMovie

I Will Surjive #DancingInASongOrMovie

Wake Me Up Before You Tango #DancingInASongOrMovie

M*A*S*Hed Potato #DancingInASongOrMovie

Conga-ir #DancingInASongOrMovie

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Star Wars episode tutu

Spinal Tap Dancing #DancingInASongOrMovie

Gorillas in the Twist #DancingInASongOrMovie

Take a Dance on Me #DancingInASongOrMovie