yeah i’ll have a white monster. on the rocks

Let northern lion host SNL

not now kitten mommy’s plans are measured in centuries

we should start either calling pregames “befores” or start calling afters “postgame”

real real real

Going non sexual on the pussy

now try balancing it out by smoking so much weed you get anxious and can’t think

Men get emotional about women sports,,, I just try do it in a positive way

quieter again for the people in the front !!(they’re overstimulated)

fired from my job as a dentist cause i kept tickling people’s tongues

every day 🙌

i celebrate our queens 💕💕💕💕💕

when is lesbian chaser day of visibility

traveling back and time and telling a sickly Victorian child he has to do the sprite challenge or he’ll die

lemme make sure i’m on his list: fuck ai

it’s a bedtime skincare at 7pm kinda night

WNBA Players Had an Ace Up Their Sleeve in Pay Negotiations: A Nobel Laureate Harvard economist Claudia Goldin helped WNBA players win a nearly 400% raise. Starting this season, players’ average salary will top $580,000.

After Claudia Goldin became the first woman to win a solo Nobel in economics, she got hundreds of invitations.

She accepted three.

One was advising WNBA players on a labor deal. She helped players land the biggest % raise in US sports history.
www.wsj.com/economy/wnba...

late in life Catholics are a different breed entirely

cop: you were going 40 over the limit
me: i literally wasn’t?? you’re acting crazy right now. all you is look for reasons to get into arguments. my ex never treated me this way

[Mike Breen voice] WAY off

i eat bluechew but it’s just for the flavor

polite missionary ONLY !!

legendary pull wow. none of this makes sense

i got my ass eaten on the Whole Foods hot bar

do not like go gentle into that good night diva

can’t believe chappell roan spit on punch the monkey

putting on my comfy cindy lou who panties and going to bed

i just hit da button it’s all you

how could they fumble this