Patel Hopes to Look Sober by Scheduling Joint Appearance With Hegseth “I need to hold a press conference with Pete after he’s been on an epic bender,” Patel reportedly told his staff.

Patel Hopes to Look Sober by Scheduling Joint Appearance With Hegseth
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Tesla saved $400 million on its federal taxes by shifting billions of its U.S. profits to countries with lower tax rates.

Yes: While you paid your taxes in full, giant corporations maneuvered to pay as little as possible — and it’s all perfectly legal for them.

The system is rigged.

Frozen Food Sold at Walmart, Other Retailers Recalled for Glass Contamination More than 36 million pounds of frozen food have been recalled over potential glass contamination, including products sold at Trader Joe's, Kroger, and other major grocers.

Frozen (stirfry) food at Walmart and Trader Joes recalled.
www.simplyrecipes.com/recall-expan...?

We watched it on YouTube. Worth the watch. Pete for Prez!

My question is: who are the 33% that think this lunatic is sane and capable of being a Commander in Chief?

Yes, I'm with him.

April 17, 2026 This morning, after a 10-day ceasefire between Israel and Lebanon took effect Thursday, Iran announced the Strait of Hormuz was open to commercial ships.

April 17, 2026 - Iran's top negotiator said Trump posted 7 times about a deal and all seven postings were false. Surprise, surprise. open.substack.com/pub/heatherc...

So appropriate.

Iran negotiator or private investor? Raskin launches investigation into Jared Kushner. House Judiciary Democrats want answers about how Kushner can “both be a diplomat and a financial pawn of the Saudi monarchy.”

link.ms.now/click/452526...

This is a well-documented pattern in medical research and reflects systemic gender bias in pain assessment and treatment.👇

Trump being booed at public events does not get enough media coverage.

Fox even edits the audio so boos are not broadcast.

This is NOT journalism.

Clarence Thomas ruled in favor of Citizens United.

Harlan Crow's political contributions then went up 862%.

Then we later find out Thomas let Crow take him on lavish trips, buy his mom's house, and help fund his wife's conservative nonprofit.

But go on about how "progressivism" is a problem...

“Cloud Jaguar” Spotted in Honduras Marks Conservation Win For the first time in a decade, a “cloud jaguar” was spotted in Honduras, marking a conservation win for the species.

How cool is this?! nicenews.com/environment/...

Armed Off-Duty Cop Tried to Incite Violence at a High School Anti-ICE Protest The armed and masked off-duty Phoenix, Arizona, cop said he wanted to get kids at a high school ICE protest arrested.

This is good news, the agitator (an off duty officer) is being investigated.
theintercept.com/2026/04/15/h...

YES!

Thanks to Trump's Iran War, Big Oil Raking in $30 Million Per Hour in Windfall Profits | Common Dreams President Trump's unprovoked war in Iran has been a goldmine for Big Oil, raking in $30 million per hour in windfall profits. Climate advocates call for a windfall profits tax to invest in renewable e...

Thanks to Trump's Iran War, Big Oil Raking in $30 Million Per Hour in Windfall Profits www.commondreams.org/news/iran-wa...

Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.

JUST IN: John Eastman, the conservative attorney who helped devise President Trump's last ditch strategy to overturn the 2020 presidential election, has officially been disbarred, per the California Supreme Court:

These 15 Fruits and Vegetables Have the Lowest Pesticide Levels in 2026, According to EWG Every year, the Environmental Working Group releases its Shopper’s Guide to Pesticides in Produce, including the “Clean Fifteen” — fruits and vegetables with the lowest pesticide residues based on USD...

Interesting list, the best and the worst.
www.foodandwine.com/dirty-dozen-...

Spot on.

😂 (from Mr. Newberger’s AI Funnies)

BREAKING: 75% of Americans support releasing the Epstein files, even if it implicates their own party, according to PBS poll.

If you don't care to see how Hungarians now cry on each other's shoulders, sing patriotic songs in crowded subway cars, honk the horns while wave the flags, proudly for the first time maybe ever, I don't know what to tell you.
This is a watershed moment.
And Magyar took us here. 7/

Okay you “pro-lifers” why aren’t you up in arms? Is it maybe because the children aren’t lily white?

Design unveiled...

Gotta get our laughs where we can.