Speak for yourselves! If you happen to walk past while I am handing him a brown paper bag outside a liquor store, you didn't see nothin', see?!?!

Dear God no. "Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results"

Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again Modesto, CA residents turned out for the city’s annual Ninja Parade, where no ninjas were seen for the 30th year in a row.

Okay, it's a video and not an article, but: theonion.com/ninja-parade...

YES. SNL is finally doing the long-awaited "Jack Grey" show, with Jack Black as host and Jack White as musical guest, on 4/4.

Hit enter too soon... also Dread Zeppelin - The Fun Sessions

Patrick and Eugene - Altogether Now (Birds Bees Flowers Trees)

I gotta go hit the headline.

Babies aren't very aerodynamic. I think your best move might be to bunt the baby, if you have a man on first. Wait! Did I just figure out what the nursery rhyme "Bye Baby Bunting" is about?!?!

Doggo showed up for the wrong event. I could easily see it being a highly valued member of, say, a bobsled team.

For the record, "Breezy Johnson" is the feeling I have when I wear my kilt, not an olympic skier.

The OCD in me is bothered by this.

I was texting with a friend today, and she tried to type "womp womp" in reaction to disappointing news, but it autocorrected to "womens womp". I would now like to start a campaign to rename PMS to "Women's Womp."
As in: "What's wrong, Jane?" "Ah, yanno... I got the Women's Womp."

Aw man, Catherine O'Hara. :(

Same.

While I have never tried it, I think the scissors on my Victorinox Swiss Army knife would work.

Understand I am preaching to the choir on this platform, but @bariweiss.skystack.xyz... please stop the performative bullshit trying to defend your ignorant and paid for censorship. History will not judge you well.

In Yesterday's Plur1bus, the hive mind practically handed blueprints to Carol on how to defeat them. Ask me how.

Is there a video of this anywhere? There was no way I was getting up early enough to watch!

All #wxpn cover stuff aside... how is it even FAIR that Gerry Raffery could write.both Baker St. and this absolute banger?!?!? Seems unfair. youtu.be/NSfOB8ANdWU?...

Bummed I wasn't listening for this. I didn't do it, but was considering handing in a list that was nothing but Residents covers, just because I figured it would be one of the rare times they might get played on XPN.

Since 2007. Have you checked out their other "channels"? Rock mix, Mellow mix, etc. I have "discovered" so many new bands through them over the years.

Okay, they got me on this one... had NO idea this was even a cover, much less one from 1933.

Self-driving car company Waymo is officially expanding to Philadelphia The company will expand to more than 20 cities, including Pittsburgh and Baltimore, but no word yet on when people will get to ride.

Self-driving cars in Philly? No way this could possibly go wrong!

#jimmcguinn ... help here. Bonfire LEGENDS.

#Brucewarren

I can accept "well that is too riff heavy for our audience" or "nah, he actually mentions things in his music". Sorry.

Intranaut, by Bill Fisher from the album How To Think Like a Billionaire

Me #wxpn folks... why are you not playing Bill Fisher or Chrurch of the Cosmic Skull, he has the best view on our... world. Intranaut | Bill Fisher share.google/uN7h0LOC2WGV...

Almost wish the Flyers had played today, to watch them also lose.

Incorrect. He is somehow even dumber. Somehow. Hell, at this point it is so bad I *almost* want Sirianni calling plays. A 3 year old defensive coordinator can figure out this offense, I have been regularly calling what play they are going to run sheerly based on the formation this season.

Perfect Philly Trifecta today. Sixers get smoked, Birds fall apart like a cheap lawn chair after giving us one quarter of hope, and the Supporters Shield winning Union are out of the playoffs, again. Can someone just drive to my place and kick me squarely in the junk already?