It’s taco Tuesday, or as I like to call it, Kraft Dinner with a hot dog cut up in it, again.

Kiss me, beef boy

why don’t cartons of detergent have pictures of missing socks on them

get loved and cared for, idiot

sorry i’m late, i was busy lamenting over the fact that i didn’t die in my sleep. AGAIN.

Everyone SAYS Shetland ponies are mean, but I think it’s because they don’t like you. They would be nice to me.

(puts a band-aid on your post) I hope it gets better soon

The great thing about being unapproachable is that i never get approached

love you back 😘

thank you for sharing 🥹

never!

You blocked me because you hate music.

indeed. very c(•)(•)l

I know some of you from the old country*

*Twitter

don’t let your brain get the best of you

this is perfect because tits are super cool

Me describing something super cool: it’s the tits

no I'm doing fine I just need a monster to messily rip my head in half and eat my brain

broke: suns out, guns out

bespoke: sky’s out, thighs out

Every Monday should be a holiday, just saying

its time for gen z to get really into death becomes her

sorry my posts are bad lately. it's bc I'm bad at it

bees and wasps are sharp

If you don’t tell her she’s beautiful, some random man at the gas station will

Wanna come over and listen to my California Raisins record tonight babe?

REMEMBER: If you're not alone in your dating app profile pic, be sure to state whether or not you're the fish

yet another inconvenience :/

who wanna buy some nudes? i’m tryna make enough to have a pint of ben and jerry’s delivered

i need to get some of that weed that makes you a gay fat dog

normalize walking into the sea after the slightest inconvenience