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This thing on

Look at my souvenirs

Mine bout to go down too soon as i cut this line off

AYE

No
Fuck no
Absolutely the fuck not

Gotta have 2 Black parents to ride this ride

Thank yall again for the love…on and off the app 🫶🏿

Birthday weekend was cool. Enjoyed myself

You went to baltimore!

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Not you too

You love coleslaw

2 whiskey sours before i shower

Nope. Only son.

Metro

Happy Birthday Pop

Wait…whats happening?

I wake up to first shift titties

That dap was extra

I know im drunk. The silliest dad jokes got me on the floor

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Just remembered im in DC and can access pornhub again! After dinner

Starlord couldnt breathe on most planets but could hold an infinity stone barehanded

Explain what makes the less qualified candidate more electable

Plenty of nice restaurants and bars in dc

The birthday continues. 4 museums down, one to go (for today)

Ive never needed anything more than i need this

I just met this adorable group of 3-4 yr olds on the elevator. I said hi and one asked me my name. Then they all started introducing themselves. It was too cute

I was in tears in the sir & space museum. I love this shit so much

Yall. I am having the time of my life in these museums

Yall aint remind me to post no birthday nudes yesterday. Yall must be sick of seeing me naked

Absolutely

Is