I have to get offline.

These executive orders on banning federally funded entities from recognizing trans people or disallowing them from using the bathroom are not self-executing or immediately enforceable. They require formal rule making at a minimum. They are a scare tactic. Ignore and do not comply in advance.

An old Russian joke: a man walks up to a newsstand, looks at the front page, sneers and walks off. The next day he walks up to the newsstand, looks at the front page, sneers and walks off. The third day he walks up and the newsman asks “Hey, why don’t you ever buy a paper?” And the man replies “I’m just reading the obituaries.” The newsman shakes his head “But the obituaries are in the back!” The man looks at him shaking his head. “Not the one I’m looking for.”

I think about this joke a lot these days.

Imagine how much cooler this game would be if both teams were wearing uniforms from 1985.

I DON’T WANT THE DIGITAL NUMBERS ON THE FIELD

Actual lol

Is it a bad call? Yes.
Is it a call that other QBs also get all the time? Also yes.
It’s annoying that people are going to act like Mahomes is the only one who gets those calls.

Randy Savage lived out the dream of every Ohio man: Stay juiced for forty years straight and die running your Jeep into a palm tree in Tampa after a massive heart attack

Gender affirming care!

He’s had a month to come up with the first 15. It’s gonna get weird. I can’t wait.

God this is so grim

this is supposed to be a gotcha but is accidentally a GREAT idea

This reads like a LSAT prompt (that’s bad).

That punt felt like the end of it to me

For me it’s

Like:
Anything in the kitchen

Dislike: anything in the rest of the house or outside.

This is just what I say to myself while catching up on current events now.

Eat shit Francis Fukuyama.

Masculinity is just deeply unserious.

Use code: DEDNYBR

Almost a complete 180 on my opinion of sports gambling. I still think it should be legal but I think in order to place a bet you should have to know a guy who might break your legs if you don’t pay him.

Watching Emilia Perez right now and the fact that this is a movie that’s nominated for/winning awards is INSANE.

Also, some of it is going to actually happen.

Trump said he wants to annex Greenland? What do you want me to do about it?

I mean, if you can’t win when given *checks notes* Aiden O’Connel, a bad offensive line, and no running backs, then how can you expect to keep your job?

The more I think about things like that the more I always come to the conclusion that advertising in general should just be illegal.

I mean, he’d already be wearing the right number at least.

Because they’re winning.

Americans Need to Party More We’re not doing it as much as we used to. You can be the change we need.

Say what you will about the Atlantic but fair play to them, this is 100% correct

Ok but Willem Dafoe