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My Bruins-loving mother is absolutely distraught right now.

Linda Yaccarino replies to a Zohran Mamdani tweet to say that taxing rich people's penthouses is "actually one of the scariest things I have ever seen"

Zohran Mamdani said he's going to start taxing rich people who buy luxury housing in NYC but don't actually live in there, and the former CEO of Twitter/X called it "actually one of the scariest things I have ever seen."

Just because something is legal doesn't make it morally right.

posting this shit when you’re owned by a billionaire is basically a recruitment ad for socialism

I'd be cool with simply going back to forums dedicated to our interests.

'Hacks' star Hannah Einbinder slams AI creators as 'losers'

"They're not artists. They're not creative ... They're trying to rob real creative people of our gifts. And you can't ... you will never be cool ... You are a loser ... I wanna put your head in the toilet and flush it"

(via Slash Film)

Subject: "Matthew Tkachuk here! I just wanted to say how cool you are and..."

Is Tye Kartye the new Ryan Spooner?

Perfect

300 reps of being a doofus

Their social team deserves a shoutout for how funny they've been

I, for one, think the ref should've let Zuccarello beat up Miller.

The team saw how well they played without Miller and knew they had to get him back out there for the sake of the tank.

Massimo Rizzo is an all-star name

I should add that even though it's hard to watch their fights, factoring in their place in boxing legend, I'm also fascinated by Jack Johnson and Jack Dempsey.

My favorite boxers:

Terence Crawford
Marvelous Marvin Hagler
Joe Calzaghe
Gennady Golovkin
Joe Frazier
Muhammad Ali
Jesse Rodriguez
Naoya Inoue
Oleksander Usyk
Chris Eubank Sr.
Ray Leonard

And the loudest cheers for that probably came from Rangers fans

The Rangers are unwatchable for as long as Miller is on this team.

Let's see if the press has any guts to actually press not just the trump administration but ANY politician that has shown support for military action what this achieves.

There's a new generation of people in advertising that need to learn about overmarketing and the Frank Caliendo show.

And yet, I have never come across anyone, in-person or online, that has ever said they liked these movies or made a single reference to them beyond the basic jokes made since the first movie.

You've got to let the juices flood the yogurt!

Have you tried fruit? I always have blueberries, pineapple, and/or grapes with mine.

welcome to the bathroom

How your email finds me

Shocked that the same president who was endorsed by the KKK would stoop to this level.

This whole administration is rife with Neo-Nazis and groypers, nowhere moreso than in Trump’s Gestapo. When we win, we must disband DHS, prosecute ICE, and prevent this walking atrocity from ever happening again.

Lmao Kreider just scored off a shot from Trouba