Foxy is now only 99.999999999999999999% lovable

Awesome news
Finally a party that represents the interests of the nation.
Is it BYO or taxpayer funded?

They have.
It's been christened as Titanic.

Without stating your age, post a movie that released when you turned 18.

GG = Governor General, Golden Goose, or Great Gazoo?

Welcome to WLG
We hope you enjoyed your extended flight
1 more try, 3rd time's a charm, then we'll be off to... actually, dunno.

Great inequality in business management response to this.
Mine: Go home, & maybe consider coming back to the office on Wednesday.
My SO's: Yeah, the building's not collapsed or flooded yet, wait until your normal clock off time.

a black and white photo of a person standing next to a pole in the middle of a street . ALT: a black and white photo of a person standing next to a pole in the middle of a street .

Nothing but first world problems in windy Wellington so far for me.

It'd have to be a heller reason for me to join his party

🌧️🔴 Update - Red Heavy Rain Warning 🔴 🌧️

- Red Heavy Rain Warning for Wellington (2pm Mon – 9pm Tue)
- Red Heavy Rain Warning for Wairarapa (2pm Mon – midnight Tue)

More information: metservice.com/warnings

In my near 40 years in Wellington I'm pretty sure the last couple of years have been wetter than the previous 35.
Only been sent home once before by management, and that was because a bunch of us were another kind of wet after lunch.

Having to traverse the Strait of Lambton to get to bus stop.
#Wellington #Weather

Got any chips, bro? Any chips?

Struggled to stay awake to the forecast times. Disappointed.
#Wellington #Weather

If you park like this you deserve everything that backs up around your vehicle

Unless you're putting in a pacifically pour preformance.

Very, very frightening... #Wellington #Weather
#NoZzzzzealand

Severe Thunderstorm Warning issued for Wellington City. Go to https://metservice.com/warnings/home for more information

I inadvertently started watching this about 10 minutes in, and couldn't turn away. That said, anything Wiig has a piece of my ❤️.

There was love in this corner of the Commonwealth.

Text has been un-Stuffed.

Is it wankstein, wanksteen, or wankstain?
I need it for a professional letter to an MP, and don't want to be describing them incorrectly #nzpol

That too.
No Pulitzer Prize journalism going that way.

I'm pretty sure "Woolwoorths", as well as "Freshcoice", owns SouperValue (or something like that).
Spellcheck much, Stuff?

"Come with me if you want to live." - J Carpenterson

Seems to me, Trump is what ails the US (and, really, the world) …

Heavy Rain Warning - Orange issued for Taranaki north of about Eltham, also the King Country. Heavy Rain Watch issued for Northern and eastern parts of Northland north of Whangarei. Heavy Rain Watch issued for The Tararua Range, also the Kapiti Coast and parts of Wellington north of the Harbour.

Pretty heavy right now in Miramar (south east of the harbour)

When I'm standing in front of you, with you facing me, and I say "Throw to your right" do you comprehend as 'To your right' or 'To my right'.
Seems our newer newspaper deliverer still can't fucking understand that based on another soaked morning paper.
Oh well, another 'damaged paper' to report.