You don't have to be a wizard to cast fireball

This tracks

Last furbaby interaction?

The best friends and acquaintances are those who are willing to throw down and argue with us to the death, then go out for lunch 10 minutes later

LoL these people are going to curse you later because all future breakfasts will be compared unto and found lacking

Garden cut resistant sleeves exist, then your standard gloves go over them, if you find some good tight-weave ones most thorns will get stopped before they reach skin (source: mrs uses them)

If it's real moist I know of no similar product that doesn't get soaked through

No warning, so long as I can murder anyone for their spot

I meeeeean... What?

I saw this and I had to share it with you. Im sorry.

BUT STREAMER, MY EXPERIENCE IS SO MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOURS!

I can literally feel the urge to hit them rising

Bellybellybellybelly

I literally showed the clip from yesterday to ask my co-workers because it is so great and absurd!

If they aren't extolling the virtues of the houndstooth pattern by now, they need to go

No thank you. I spend a lot of effort to make sure my socks *don't* smell manly tyvvm

The one that lives rent free in my brain at all moments is lunch time at pizza hut

A boundary it took me forever (and much heartbreak) to set for myself was that if someone isn't ever reaching out to me? We aren't actually friends.

It doesn't have to be balanced. Life and patterns vary greatly. But they absolutely have to reach out sometimes-and not cuz they want something

Can we get an autograph?

Just a fun little reminder that the things you love in this world make you way more interesting, and I would love to hear more about them!

Damn girl!

This boy clearly knows a good thing is worth tryna hold onto

Me Smirking in an ace pride shirt that has a cute kitty with a molotov and reminds y'all the first pride was a riot

Have a dumb selfie for #internationalaceday you filthy animals 💜

Oh that's faaaaaaancy

Smirking girl in front of fire gif here

I'm just glad to hear you taking full sized breaths 💜

I'd probably scream going that fast, too, kiddo

Relief isn't placebo.

Jus sayin, girl

Let's go, Sharpie!

Season 1 at least was good shit

Thanks for existing!

If it's broken it typically goes deep purple (but not that one song)

Signed a guy who's broken both like 20x

Welcome. Been living here the last bit. It's not great! But knowing does help

Every time I need to learn how to fix something new, I'm enthused by the knowledge that I'm far from the dumbest mothertrucker who's tried to figure it out