Let’s talk about God & Trump, shall we?

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Unfortunately, I have Mr BLady to consider.

OK, I’ve considered him.

😂👍

An Invention of Collective Nouns   A reckoning of spreadsheets. A distraction of smartphones. A prattle of podcasts. A mispronunciation of scones.   A clique of photographers. A heard of precedents. An enjambment of poets. A grope of presidents.   A pile of haemorrhoids. A bunion of personal trainers. A bout of estimations. A condescension of mansplainers.   A stroke of geniuses. A spot of adolescents. An embarrassment of Richards. A collection correction of pedants. Brian Bilston

Today’s poem is called ‘An Invention of Collective Nouns’.

I like to put a sling on my arm just before they arrive, and then they do your housework and cook something for you. You can’t do it every time though.

Good day Kaci 🦋

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That sounds like a trap

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Aww, it must be nice to have a friend. I used to have one but they kept coming round.

I can’t even think about them 🤢

An image containing a post from Isabel Oakeshott complaining that the press are reporting on her boyfriend’s tax dodging accompanied by various reports about his tax dodging.

'Richard Tice’s girlfriend is very annoyed that the free press she champions, despite having emigrated to a dictatorship without one, is investigating her boyfriend for stuff she says people who aren’t her boyfriend, like Angela Rayner, should resign over.'

You couldn’t make it up. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Evening, Rachel. We had a gardening day today. I caught Mr BLady down the side of the house about to have a pee up against the fence. He said he wasn’t and was really offended. He said he was just taking his trousers off.

If only they had a Department of Defence …

Whelks, lovingly described as snot with crash helmets on.

Totally. At this rate the world’s probably got about five good years. When I say ‘good’ I mean until we start eating each other.

“R*pe Academy” is part of a horrific pattern from men YouTube video by Qasim Rashid

Men. We need to talk. This video is not for women. It’s for men. 62 million hits to “r*pe academy” is sadly part of a horrific pattern of abuse from men. This cannot go on.

Make abusive men face accountability. Enough.

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“Barak HUSSEIN Obama” Whatever else Trump forgets or lies about, he never forgets the racism.

AOC: In some ways, you kind of want this guy on a golf course more than you want him in the Oval Office. But that also calls into question the 25th Amendment, because if the determination is that Trump cannot be trusted in the Situation Room, then he's not fit to be president.

You are a gullible idiot. That’s all there is to say. I’m ashamed of people like you.

Almost everything we argue about is a substitute for the thing we should be arguing about: the immense wealth & power of an oligarchic class, which captures governments, ruins lives and wrecks the living planet.
This class redirects our rage at scapegoats. To resist its lies is to resist its power.

Peter Bucklitsch is standing for Reform in Meads, Eastbourne. Former UKIP.

Bucklitsch once Tweeted this about 3 year old Aylan Kurdi, found lying dead on a beach in Turkey.

A comment Douglas Carswell called ‘grotesque’:

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The idea that people who take significant Covid precautions must be introverts is offensive as hell.
It’s ableist as hell. Performers, Organizers, the biggest extroverts in the world were forced to give up careers because other people wouldn’t mask. We do it because we still can’t afford COVID.

Orange fluffy cat inside my car.

I have to go to work and this is not my cat.

Before and after, Trump worshipers edition

SAVE time when crossing a river with a fox, a chicken and a bag of corn by taking the chicken and corn across first then not going back for the fox ,which will have run off by then anyway. T O'Neill, Glasgow

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I have several copies of some books because I lend them out and meanly think I’m never going to see that again.

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Now I’m looking at your bookshelf and see you have many copies of Verdi’s Don Carlos.

But he might go underground. Someone saw him getting on the Tuber.