It’s not Rob quote, that’s for sure.

Wait is this like multiplying a negative by a negative? Do two blockades open the strait?

MUPPET TRENT REZNOR: what have I become / my swedish friend?

SWEDISH CHEF: ervie wurr ye durr gurrs awerre en de ern

Crow comedy mene: "blursky metapost" "boo, get better material!: "have u guys seen Andor"

I'm working on my content

We going to unlock this one. Go out for a walk. Lock in at a later date.

I was all in on Oz. Also I was confused why the big experiment to fix prison was also just prison.

Airports are fun because the bar is serving at 6am but you have to wait until after 10am to order from the lunch menu.

We dont talk enough about how wealth necessitates poverty. The core required feature of wealth is lots of poverty.

The mechanics of what powers it, what mode of accumulation it takes are all fungible, but always in the end people need to suffer more in material ways for it to exist.

This is unironically the most important idea on the internet today. I just want to sit with it and think about people I enjoy.

I missed the game. How did he do?

The Rock, in a black turtleneck, wearing a gold chain, and a fanny pack.

The heart wants what the heart wants.

A tragic unintended consequence of major media companies imploding and consolidating is that there’s no one left to let these people know their 15 minutes are up.

You’re not supposed to let your generation’s Pauly Shore start a media-food-bank conglomerate.

Once a week I tell my wife, “LeBron is 41 years old.”

I’m not sure what I expect her to do with this information.

People talk about LeBron playing another season in another city like he’s not a 41 year old man with a wife and daughter settled in a school district.

No married man on Earth is going into retirement with a forced move to Cleveland for his wife to think about for the next 40 years. No sir.

i hate my editors

It’s fascinating that people might still be on Facebook posting.

They should quit that site, join a new one, quit that one too, and then they’d be catching up.

They’re still getting scammed by fake grandchildren when they could be over here getting scammed by fake models and robot refugees.

What does he think art is?

I no longer think the Wizards are tanking for picks. I’m pretty sure this is some sort of kink.

South Bay Lakers?

I’ll raise you one, I just woke up and saw the news. I don’t think Bam got 83.

Everyone is in on it.

Anime Casablanca sounds incredible.

It’s nice to hand off an existential crisis to another team for a day or two.

Look, we have to do what we can on our end to get wins.

Damn. I do want to see Thiero though.

JJ contractually needs a year off every three years.

I was just saying we should foul because we can’t guard for crap.

I’m not sure how the federal system works, but can we make him mayor of the United States?

The NBA is the best.

When you name an advisor does that mean you hired them? Is that a W2 or a 1099?

They issued a long press release and I’m not actually sure what it means. Is he a member of the front office?

Who signs off on his expense reports?

God bless you for trying to pierce the front office fog.

Man.