My worst fear has come true. An AI named like my daughter. I hope they don’t make it big.

Omg I hate cleaning so much

*checks date*

Oh. PMS.

When my daughter was a tiny baby, many times I wished she would grow up already, in the midst of sleep deprivation. Today at 28 months old I looked at her as she was sleeping next to me and I thought “wait hang on don’t grow up so fast!”

First meme of the season has dropped #F1

Bought a baby doll for my daughter. Now I have to change the diapers for the doll as well.

But why #f1

Verstappen winning the title would be so funny. Please please 🙏 I hope this happens.

Am I the only one feeling awkward taking selfies in public?

Did you know Mac OS has a background noise generator? I've found it helpful during hotel stays. Under Settings > Accessibility > Audio

Thanks. I hate it. #ios26

America by Design Fail Trump fired the best designers in the Federal Government

THIS IS AMAZING

americabydesign.fail

So, where do I call the lift? #bruxelles

Feeding, Dressing, Washing And Putting Kids To Bed Is A Never Ending Battle! | Michael McIntyre YouTube video by Michael McIntyre

Just these four things youtu.be/CX61JSXLl_Q?...

Every time I see a little kid doing something unusual like running around the beach naked, I wonder if it’s a battle that the parents chose not to fight today. I see you. I see you.

Toddler sahm schedule:
1. Wake up
2. Survive until bedtime
3. Collapse

Is there an account where I can see all the designs wore in Schitt’s Creek? I need that so much

McLaren today

EU Preparedness Union Strategy to prevent and react to emerging threats and crises Today the Commission and High Representative launch the Preparedness Union Strategy to support Member States and enhance Europe's capability to prevent and respond to emerging threats.

“Preparedness” becoming a public phrase ec.europa.eu/commission/p... - local project I’m volunteering on is about LifeHouses (an idea in Adam Greenfield book) 1/3

This is such a mess. Happy for Yuki though. I hope he is able to succeed in that car.

Lewis getting the full Ferrari experience in the first 2 races

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Things you’ve never thought about before becoming a parent: having to go to the bathroom with the door open because it’s better than having a screaming child outside

Piling on

We all knew this was going to happen

American small talk vs. the underlying meaning

hey how are you doing? [rhetorical. nobody is doing well]
going good! [it's going bad]
keeping busy? [staying in denial?]
yeah, you know how it is [burned out]
cool, glad to hear [not actually glad]
ok, take it easy! [obviously impossible]
thanks [lol]

“You will never be enough but you will know the value of your worth if you put down the measuring stick” Demi Moore in her acceptance speech of the golden globes. Oooof. That hit like a truck.

From the Netherlands community on Reddit: Mosaic with 365 pictures of the Dutch Sky in 2024 Explore this post and more from the Netherlands community

365 days of photos of the sky in the Netherlands. We had to buy a SAD lamp after December www.reddit.com/r/Netherland...

There is one in my coat pocket right now.