Narrator: He doesn’t.

I guess MAGA didn’t want to expose their families to hateful rhetoric like

All the famously Boston celebs and the Pats are intro’s by…Bon Jovi?

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

If ICE can’t even deal with Minnesotans wait’ll they have to deal with a bunch of of pissed-off Mainers.

positive in Alabama and Tennessee, negative in Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Missouri, South Carolina, Georgia, and Florida

that man is 2-7 in SEC play. the boosters have to be considering a buyout at this point

Joe Thuney!

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Nearly all contemporary neo-fundy hermeneutics is dedicated to the pursuit of whatever interpretation of scripture allows them to be a**holes.

A stop! A defensive stop!

I went to a fairly conservative Christian college and it absolutely would have gotten her an F there.

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

Franklin Graham is a less-than-useless nepo baby who has absolutely zero idea what he is talking about. Yet millions of Christians trust this guy because his last name is Graham.

That’s a Madame Tussaud’s-reject Stallone, right?

No

I love this joke so much.

Remember: this afternoon is the ideal time to visit your local historic cider mill!

And the pedant in me feels obligated to point it’s “pedant” not “pendant” (though I suspect you have fallen victim to autocorrect).

“Who is Matt Walsh?” —Jesus

COUNT I

Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.

COUNT II

The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???

The ex-prosecutor also said this:

“I have a lot of close contacts in law enforcement, and almost to a person, none of them support these actions. As a lawyer, someone who adamantly believes in the rule of law, watching it in open sight in front of my house just be completely eroded…it’s upsetting.”

Is there an app that can help men avoid lying?

While you are in the “E’s” could you grab the Epstein files, too?

I hope nobody finds my tweets about how the Bears suck and sends them to my employer demanding my termination for speaking ill of the dead

The reaction to this will be swift and it will be bad for all opposed to Kirk’s ideology. Shooting people you oppose politically is not only just evil but also strategically less than useless.

A lot of people saying political violence is bad. This is true. It’s also true if you remove “political.” Violence against humans created in God’s image is always wrong.

Slightly diminish a book

To Maim a Mockingbird