“Happy Earth Day, my children.”

my perpetual torment

The rest is easy baby.

get in loser we’re being prosocial we’re paying our taxes we are NOT stealing from whole foods

it’s inevitable but still unfortunate the way terms like hyperfixation have lost their teeth, because to me, the experience of it is liking something so much it becomes kind of unpleasant and painful. talking too much about it and then getting hit with the immediate regret and embarrassment after.

Drawing of a book with a desk printer on the cover with the title "The printer that simply worked and other fairy tales"

"my cat gets bored/destructive" play with them bitch!!

"everyone in my area has outdoor cats!" You Know That's Worse, Right?

"all our cats are outdoor cats but we love them & try to do right by them--"

they're outdoor cats so you've already failed step 2, sorry. like atp if you have outdoor cats i assume you're either uninformed or willfully stupid/lazy. Keep Your Cats Indoors. it's better for them!

Coyote vs. ACME | Official Trailer YouTube video by Coyote vs. Acme

youtu.be/H-43VeYGiPM?...

Ketchup Entertainment has released the first trailer for Coyote vs. ACME. In theaters August 28th.
#LooneyTunes #CoyotevsACME

the only picture you'll ever need when explaining "sea lions are what happened when bears decided they wanted to play in the ocean as a full time job"

i'll be right there next to you

I DON'T KNOW BUT IT'S BEEN SO COLD HERE THESE PAST FEW DAYS

last week it was 75 degrees and now it is 50. make it make sense.

Words by Funkit Toys from their thread https://bsky.app/profile/funkittoys.bsky.social/post/3mdtky5ug4s2r written Feb 1, 2026, art by Erika Moen. An illustration rendered to look prehistoric, as if it's on a stone tablet or stretched hide, shows an assortment of drawings depicting pieces of the following text. Narration: For anyone who may be losing faith in human progress, remember this: We invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun. Image: A stone phallus with several cracks and intentionally carved penis-head at one end. Caption: Hohle Fels Phallus, 28,000 years ago Text: We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language. Image: A simplified cave art painting depicting a couple having sex in doggy-style. Caption: Cave art, Tassili n'Ajjer, Algeria, 12,000 years ago. Text: We invented the condom before steel. Image: An off-white, aged, sock-let with a long, ragged belt attached to it. Caption: Oil-soaked linen condom of King Tutankkamunn, 1332-1323 BCE Text: Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders. Image: A fancy loaf of bread, referenced from Pompeii, even though it's not the same time period as the caption, but it looks nice, ok?. Caption: Bread, 14,600-11,600 years ago. Text: We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice. Image: A barley field. Caption: Beer, 5,000 years ago. Text: Words by Funkit Toys, Art by Erika Moen, 2026

"We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language." (Full size image)
Words by @funkittoys.bsky.social, images by @erikamoen.bsky.social (and various uncredited prehistoric artists, craftspeople, and caveperverts)

Full post: www.patreon.com/posts/150935...

the combination of "pillar of the rp community" & "wildly Out There character concept" is one of those things i wish i didn't keep seeing across so many fandoms. like i appreciate the effort but if my character reacts appropriately to the things your character does i will Ruin The Vibes

I can bring the Book or the Lash, and they have chosen not to read

Halmarut

I unironically believe this. If you're in charge of deciding what is THE LAW, and you hold that position for life, you should have to give up all of other pursuits and dedicate yourself fully to doing nothing but that, without anything else to distract you or influence you.

context: I have a really good idea for a ffxiv tarot deck and the triple triad borders would be great for it

so at one point there was a post going around that had all sorts of FFXIV art resources, like text boxes and borders. does anyone know wtf I'm talking about and can find me the post?

an illustration of a medieval woman spinning wool into thread using a spindle

All hail the almighty distaff and spindle.

Feminists for ages: we are not just vaginas and baby making parts.

A trans woman enters the room.

Those same feminists: we are only vaginas and baby making parts.

Fucking clowns.

Leave them alone, they're nerds!
#cherrisnake #HazbinHotel

...you know, that does raise the question of why I've seen so few chocobo mods, and none for companion mode. technical limitations? lack of interest?

Maka

FFXIV Reddit

FFXIV Reddit

FFXIV Reddit

"Wuk Lamat and Erenville throughout the years (by @boooommm12345)" by Gorotheninja
http://redd.it/1sd3ull

this is the emotional opposite of the Just Walk Out skeleton

By popular demand... Goth Patty! 🦊🖤
#foxpopvli #art

The warrior of light dressed as a viper appears to be walking towards a bright sun-like sigil on a path made of light.

Final Fantasy XIV Live Letter 92 Summary - Patch 7.5 details new alliance raid, PvP map, Beastmaster job and various system-related improvements:
novacrystallis.com/2026/04/fina...

A slide from the Final Fantasy 14 Letter from the Producer Live Part 92 that reads "Other Updates". Improvements to the Sightseeing Log: The log message displayed upon reaching a vista will now display the emote required to complete it. If a vista has specific time or weather conditions, the log message will now indicate when those conditions have not been met. At the bottom, disclaimer reads Content and specifications may change without notice.

A slide from the Final Fantasy 14 Letter from the Producer Live Part 92 that reads "Other Updates". Outfit Glamour Update: Gear from dungeons added from 3.0 onwards will be eligible to store as outfit glamour. Individual pieces of gear will be able to be removed from outfit glamours. At the bottom, disclaimer reads Content and specifications may change without notice.

A slide from the Final Fantasy 14 Letter from the Producer Live Part 92 that reads "Other Updates". More Convenient Crafting. While on standby with the crafting log open, players will be able to perform the following actions: Change class/job, Consume food/potions, Move items in their inventory, Join or leave a party, operate linkshells. At the bottom, disclaimer reads Content and specifications may change without notice.

A slide from the Final Fantasy 14 Letter from the Producer Live Part 92 that reads "Other Updates". Companion Chocobo Update. Added new animations corresponding to companion rank. Chocobos will now react to the emotes "pet" and "poke". At the bottom, disclaimer reads Content and specifications may change without notice.

Patch 7.5 will see a number of quality of life additions!

🔍 Sightseeing Log Improvements
🪄 Glamour Updates
🪚 Crafting Updates
🐤 Companion Chocobo Updates