I throw farther than you think I do but not as far as I think I do

Me: *looking at empty pie tins trying not to ruin Thanksgiving by hyzer flipping one through the living room

Lessons learned

Me: Do we need anything from the store?
Wife: You're volunteering to go to the store on Thanksgiving?
Me: Yup!
Wife: Why?
Me: Just being nice
Wife: Why are you wearing your disc golf bag?
Me: huh?

Ummm... That's a lot of fingers

My wife asked if I washed the dishes and all I said was "Paul McBeth's forehand" and she got pissed because she knew they were filthy

Me: Popcorn buckets are doing too much

Also Me: Check out my UV Glow GT Ledgestone Tour Series Buzzz

Me: Anyone here play disc golf?

Judge: I will remind the jury to not talk amongst themselves

Thanks! I'll be posting on here again

Me: *clearly still looking for my disc

Them: Do you see it?

Me:

"So I'm at the park just enjoying my coffee when this guy shows up with like a hundred frisbees and a camera..."

*asking the card behind me if they saw my disc I left behind

Cart full of 3 Rocs in a
Discraft grocery bag

Me: Those Climo discs look kinda cool

My Pockets:

It'd be a great roller

I bet that D3 is a bomber

*waiting for someone else to putt

Nice so far

Got some Vessi shoes and found out they're vegan... So like wtf am I supposed to feed them

Disc In My Bag: *watching me throw a disc directly into a tree

Best I've ever seen. He caddied for a card mate during a tournament out here. Real chill dude

www.instagram.com/jorys_fly_dy...

You ever own so many of one mold that you bag it just so your significant other doesn't ask why you own so many... Anyways... I'm putting a Buzzz back in my bag

*pulling up to my home course for the 150th time

They've made some decisions that are questionable at best. Charging players to vend at events, the absurd cost of tour cards and the recent rumors of people not being paid for the DGPT Championship are just a few off the top of my head