it only lets you say them if the system detects they apply to you.....

super mario

that’s a big plane

my nipples are breaking through my shirt

snorting two adderall closing all my blinds turning all the lights off and listening to F# A# infinity

my favorite thing about physics is learning something absolutely bonkers that i imagine took a team of modern scientists with incredibly powerful computers and tech to figure out was actually just like one guy over a hundred years ago with a telescope and a pen and paper

when everyone in discord is streaming a different game

acab includes mods, trust and safety, admins, and jannies

boiling some water on the kettle and dropping a couple zyn pouches in it making tea

in terms of buffalo what came first the chicken or the beast

ya

in Miami off the xans i paid 300 for fakes

i’m heading to miami to end the war in korea

they always say people's pets resemble their owners

im on my 4th cup

whats your favorite flavor of goop?

new internet challenge get rabies and try to drink a gallon of water

gotta go to the doc… my butt has a crack in it

let's get huey in here right guys

what a coincidence i was planning on slitting throats too if ronald desantis won presidency

I need you to make a video with a can of Mango Cart talking about how they’re sponsoring you for being trans

i need one of my trans friends to do something very funny for me

i like when my bed is just a little wet

i’m opening a new app called
brownsky

reposts are called replops

haha more like it’s called X because i click the big X on the right side of the tab

making home made chili cheese sauce ;)