I guarantee that it’s only Kid Rock so that search results containing “Trump” and “Kid” are pushed down.

Random reminder that the plot of the second Harry Potter book revolves around a boy entering a girls bathroom.

When did we decided that keeping the honeycomb in the honey made it fancier?

My therapist just elicited this response from me: “bro…was that off the dome?”

It’s interesting to me when I see people with vinyl records on their wall because they “really like music”. That’d be like me, a software nerd, nailing a bunch of floppy disks on my bedroom wall.

It’s interesting if you think about it. Hundreds of thousands of people are protesting the atrocities every single day. Yet there are people who are led to believe that they aren’t protests-they are riots. They aren’t peaceful-they are violent. It would be brilliant if it wasn’t so sad.

My job will send me emails with the subject line “IMPORTANT MESSAGE ABOUT YOUR BENEFITS” and the message will be “you have benefits”

Every guy’s thought process when they see their partner, kid, or pet sleeping:

Wow, they look so peaceful…almost too peaceful….let me make sure they’re breathing…oh thank god…yeah, so peaceful

Commentary: This is not normal: Why a fake arrest photo from the White House matters The White House altered a photo of Nekima Levy Armstrong, a civil rights lawyer arrested in Minneapolis for protesting inside a church.

The White House circulates a faked video to make a distinguished attorney, who in reality was somber and self-possessed, look hysterical and unkempt. Our White House is now the source of contemptible lies, no different from Nazi propaganda.

Anita Chabria is spot on.
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If you were born 9 months after your dad’s birthday that means your mom doesn’t give head. Have a nice day!

Programmer humor

It happens #ProgrammerHumor

AI is a corporate tool to breed misinformation.

Think about it, for the first time in the history of modern computing we have computers that are bad at math.

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There’s a small chance I’ll get to go to the Oscars this year. My money’s on Benicio or Delroy. Honestly, I just want to see Delroy finally get one.

I mean, that’s fair. There’s been so many trash “open” world games in the past few years.

Finally finished Heated Rivalry. Great cast with an incredible story. I’m tempted to call it a modern day Romeo and Juliet. I won’t though.

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'We've Been Working on This Game for a Really, Really Long Time' — the Big Fable Interview With Microsoft Developer Playground - IGN IGN interviews Playground Games' founder and general manager, Ralph Fulton, on Microsoft's upcoming Fable reboot.

Wait, Fable is really coming back?

www.ign.com/articles/wev...

I guess Andor is just straight up taking plots from The Old Republic MMO…siick

I’ve been using commas incorrectly so, people won’t think I’m AI.

This is the only character Adam Sandler played that didn’t have plot armor. I think about that a lot.

You should be able to hit your vape in first class. Extra orange juice ain’t enough no more in this economy.

My wife works from home on Monday/Tuesday. I work from home all week. So, naturally, Wednesday is a big jerk off day for me

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Finished performing at Second City and headed straight to the set to film a night shoot. Just filmed the final scene for a pilot I’m starring in called #YesAnd, a comedy about a guy who quits his corporate job to start an improv comedy troupe. Can’t wait to see the final cut!

My revue show at #SecondCity is tonight!

Chicago Comedy

A leaf just fell on me. Summer is ending

I used to hack grocery store video games and rebuild dumpster computers. Now I have to tell adults why a button doesn’t work.

Day 4847 of trying to un-Theon Von, un-Joe Rogen and un-Ben Shapiro my YouTube algorithm. Never watched any of them on this account yet my feed is flooded with them. I’m tired, boss.