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Posts by Atheist Carpenter

A screenshot from Reddit of an exchange on The Hogfather by Terry Pratchett.

The OP asks Why exactly Rudcully closed up the bathroom again. 

A reply reads: The implication was something along the lines of surprise colonic irrigation.

My reply to that is: An entire subplot just to make a bum joke, how very Shakespearean of him. 🤣🤣🤣

A screenshot from Reddit of an exchange on The Hogfather by Terry Pratchett. The OP asks Why exactly Rudcully closed up the bathroom again. A reply reads: The implication was something along the lines of surprise colonic irrigation. My reply to that is: An entire subplot just to make a bum joke, how very Shakespearean of him. 🤣🤣🤣

Sharing this for my fellow Discworld fans, and also because I'm way too pleased with myself.

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That was zen, this is meow!

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🤣🤣🤣

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Ocean waste turned into book covers used by Central Hawke’s Bay libraries Ocean Bound Plastic covering is made from plastic recovered within 50km of the shore.

Some positive news:

www.nzherald.co.nz/hawkes-bay-t...

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Do what you can Minnesota, and stay safe.

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Good luck Snarky, I enjoy your stuff.😁

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If it bans books like a Nazi, and it persecutes and rounds up minorities like a Nazi, and kills citizens like a Nazi, it's almost certainly a #Nazi.

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This meme...

... but instead of falling over the handlebars, you calmly step to one side as you shoot the bicycle three times.

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Happy New Year everyone 🥳🎉🎈

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Happy New Year 🎊

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“Dubai Chocolate” is Regime Propaganda The viral pistachio-filled candy bar is everywhere—but there’s nothing sweet about the United Arab Emirates and its human rights record.

The viral chocolate bar is everywhere, but there’s nothing sweet about the United Arab Emirates and its human rights record.
www.currentaffairs.org/news/dubai-c...

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Tom Baker's Christmas message 2025
Tom Baker's Christmas message 2025 YouTube video by Tom Baker Official

www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIgI...

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Ancient Stories by Firelight: Tales for the Longest Night 🌑
Ancient Stories by Firelight: Tales for the Longest Night 🌑 YouTube video by Rion Cultastic

Rion is live now in our Christmas Marathon
youtube.com/watch?v=qxd8...

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Hi purps, almost forgot, but I've shared it now.

Good luck, I'll try and pop in 😁

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The annual "purple rhymes with orange " Christmas 48 hr live marathon kicks off tonight midnight (NZ time).

On your own? Need a break from overly religious family? pop in and relax for a bit over the next couple of days.

www.youtube.com/live/PiKqdya...

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The Twelve Days of Christmas - Frank Kelly, 1983
The Twelve Days of Christmas - Frank Kelly, 1983 YouTube video by CR's Video Vaults

It's that time of the year:

youtu.be/E8OPuwa783g

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Grading the Viral Gender Essay (it's terrible)
Grading the Viral Gender Essay (it's terrible) YouTube video by Forrest Valkai

For those wanting to know more about that University of Oklahoma student's "essay" that got so much attention recently.

Here's a great video by Forrest Valkai in which he goes over it all in this video: the assignment, the article it was based on, and the essay.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTxF...

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My first thought?

"It's not a Ballroom, it's a Thunderdome!"

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...but you'll never see them in the same room at the same time because they're both in love with the same woman. 🤣🤣🤣

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Oh it's in the alley out back, wait there and I'll get someone to move the bins.

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...or to quote "The Dude":

"Get ICE off our streets and back into our beverages."

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This is NOT a good use of taxpayer's money.

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A picture of Quark, a character from Star Trek. Text at the top reads: Ferengi rules of acquisition. The text at the bottom reads: rule 91, your boss is only worth what he pays you.

A picture of Quark, a character from Star Trek. Text at the top reads: Ferengi rules of acquisition. The text at the bottom reads: rule 91, your boss is only worth what he pays you.

This can never be stated enough:

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To be honest, I was starting to wonder if she'd "walked into a door".

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