Rewatched You’ve Got Mail today, which is a movie I love, but this was the first time I’ve been able to see her wishing it was him pretty early on and wow it makes a lot more sense that way.

A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

I can’t believe how good Company Retreat (aka jury duty 2) was. I was crying like a baby. You could not have cast a sweeter, more empathetic lead, I can’t fathom what went into finding him.

I really thought it was about to happen this time!

I’m partway through convincing myself that displaying a puzzle with missing pieces is MORE fun actually in media res etc

It’s insane to buy a used/unsealed 1,000 piece puzzle on eBay, right?

I’m so so sorry. She was so lucky to be so loved by her person.

“Can you believe they stopped making SoBe”

Love a 10am ghost

The little kid behind me on the train says there’s a ghost on the train and that he can see the ghost and it’s “after us”

USB-A 🤮

Noe! Like noh-ee. We think she’s 15-17.

Maine coon with grey striped fur and wild eyes

We recently adopted a senior cat and let me tell you, cats are as funny as ever

Thank *you,* comrade.

Not to be reductive or dramatic, and no offense to straight men, but sometimes when I read their wrestling takes I feel like an alien getting crushed by the weight of another world’s comparatively oppressive gravity, but when I read wrestling takes from other women and queer folks I feel weightless

The Public Fires Kristi Noem That's not the story you'll hear from Washington

The public fired Kristi Noem
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I hope it’s true! I interpreted the cuts as an attempt to thread the needle between not wanting to actively censor fans while also not wanting to make any space for it. But I do hope you’re right.

This was nice but they also seemed to go to great lengths to try not to air them; cutting to commercial before Brody’s music ended, and then the very very conspicuous cut right before the match started. Seems 1000% intentional.

gradient.horse Draw a horse, watch it run!

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

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Very tellingly, the commentary desk stopped talking mid-sentence to let the “fuck ICE” chants come through.

Gavin Newsom spent the last 7 years doing the bidding of big tech. You can blame him for many of the harms we're now suffering. We have spent the last 7 years trying to keep our unhoused neighbors alive despite Newsom's best efforts to make more people homeless while he and his friends get richer.

Californians are NOT going to vote for Gavin Newsom. They're telling you now, with YEARS to go before the election. Fair warning. Please support better candidates, there will be many to choose from.

stepped outside for a vibe check and saw a beast fuckin hauling ass towards Bethlehem

This fundraiser is 100% on the level and I just donated to it.

Please, friends around the country - especially those of you with deep pockets - help this devastated young family. Thank you.

If he wants to be racist or joke about rape etc, he needs to figure out how to do it for an audience who will clap for everything he says. He’s had years to do this. I’m just tired of hearing this stuff, whether it’s from his character, or from the real life random creep next to me in the crowd.

A heel that represents the toxic, regressive aspects of wrestling could be good. The problem is that his edgelord misogyny gets cheered, and the baby faces’ promo condemning it gets interrupted by “he’s our scumbag” chants. That’s not heat!

Getting knocked to the ground by Marina Shafir and picked up and kissed by Jon Moxley is what we call “the bisexual’s gambit.”

He can’t break kayfabe, but if Hangman wanted to make a post to calm everybody down I think we have a real shot at finding a worthy successor to “cleaner I got this”

Swerve *was* 2 years ago. I would have liked to see him keep it longer, but Hangman has had the most successful 2 years of anyone in the company, save Toni. He is universally beloved, his reign was incredibly impactful, and his next chapter looks compelling. He is losing the belt, not the spotlight.