Posts by Ken Schaljo
My sports serotonin normally provided by the Jays is very much coming from my other team these days #slaftrick
"THE TOWN-HO'S STORY," by Herman Melville, about you. Or possibly your mom
Been trying to get into Melville. It turns out he wrote your life story????
A badly photoshopped picture of Duran Duran with different pics of Bryce Turang on their faces
also me - Turang Turang
BRANDON FLOWERS READING TRUTH SOCIAL: he doesn't look a THING like jesus
Condolences, Jon. Thinking of you guys!
Melania Trump is now bringing up the Epstein files to distract everyone from the complete disaster that is the Iran war which was started to distract from the Epstein files
astronaut meme with astronaut in front saying “wait it’s absolutely caked up?” and astronaut behind holding gun saying “always has been,” on the left is the moon with its plump juicy glutes
Artemis II peaking the backside today
One of the big questions around Kazuma Okamoto coming to MLB was how he'd handle velocity.
He's hitting the shit out of it. #BlueJays
HE IS RISÉN
Ken with his parents at game 2 of the jays’ 2026 season
Good day ❤️
This was wild
We’re safe and thankfully have heard there were no injuries, propane explosions on the roof of a building under construction
Only just got back to the hotel my folks are at - we were evacuated from the bar we were at (ballroom) and all I’ve heard is propane explosions, no injuries reported
Explosion at Richmond and John. Be safe everyone
Three panels. First panel is Nick from New Girl saying to Jess “how can we have a normal conversation when you can’t even say the word penis? Second panel is Jess with a speech bubble down to the third panel which is a photo of a scoring bug for a baseball game where the team logos and score spell out “P3NY5”.
Sid sucks (eiro)
sorry i never responded to your email, i didn't want to and then i forgot
My alabaster milk child Teuton keeps asking for ranch dressing at the caviar factory, it is most epic. The fishmongers despise him.
HAPPY BOUPHEDAY @bouphe.bsky.social
IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN, MY FRIENDS.
No more apropos guy to be the final out of a dying empire than a Roman.
(Except Ernie obviously)
ACAB includes team USA let’s GO
😂 thank you Luke!!
Thank you Asher!!
Thank you Swag!!
Thank you ML!!
Ken’s goofy ass selfie
Toronto at night
37 taught me a lot, on to 38! Here’s a goofy selfie of me plus bonus pic I took on the way home from dinner tonight, GO DR GO VLAD (love u Ernie)
SOOTHSAYER: beware the ides of march
CAESAR: what sayst thou to me now? speak once again
SOOTHSAYER: beware the ides of march
CAESAR: wtf does ides mean
SOOTHSAYER: 15th
CAESAR: say 15th then