A gal at Taco Bell just belched, and her coworkers all just hyped her up. The earth is healing. 😂

I love watching people be human.

Oh, I missed the anime one.
Uhhhhh. Idk, I've seen too many. Maybe "Nana" or "Princess Jellyfish." I'm more of a KDrama girly anyway.

I'm a wholly indecisive person & suck at favorites, but here's a few things I like.

Food: pork belly, brisket, aged cheddar, carrots, potatoes
Season: Spring (or below 85F and above 50F)
Drink: Water, cranberry juice, soju, bourbon, wine
Color: teal (and blue, pink, and purple), or just not yellow

Digital painting on a black canvas of a skull with a green glowing face engulfed in green flames. Face resembles LichFax.

Fan art for @lichfax.bsky.social

"You've bewitched me, body and soul" but in Kermit's voice.

Become spherical

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And with what? TOOLS?!

Alan Tudyk wanting to "fung" everyone is pretty great too.

A Knight's Tale is quite possibly my favorite movie. I'm not a medieval historian, but I also don't want to meet someone who doesn't like the movie.

A well plated serving of chicken tenders with captions reading reskeet if you love chicken tenders or being dominated by women

A series of Tumblr posts: The old magic persists thanks to its unfathomable power." No, the old magic persists because the new magic can't run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don't want or need onto my orb. Look, if the new magic didn't have a personality construct that kept trying to tell me which spells to use, maybe I wouldn't still be using the old magic. Yes it had a deep blood cost, but at least it was a one time sacrifice and not this monthly bloodletting nonsense new age magic has The old magic is robust enough to survive a decade of use and it's compatible with every wand, staff, scroll, and charm in our collection. The new magic stops working after three days and every spell uses proprietary runes. Our preferences, as an archiving institution, should be pretty clear. You try to get guidance for the new magic and the king's sorcerers maybe will answer you in a few days with an unhelpful suggestion to buy the newest orb. You need guidance for the old magic and a dozen retired middle-aged wizards will pop up to explain it to you rune by rune if necessary.

All of these spoke to me, deeply.

My NSFW Catgirls zine 😽

Men will complain about pronouns and then turn around and talk about a boat as if it’s a 1920s noir-film dame they long to caress

Lol, chickens

C H R O M A

34 and still figuring it out! 😆 That sweater though! 💚

Omg jealous 😍

Head pats, followed by dust cloud.

Vroom

Look at dat cat

💜💜 sending hugs your way

Have you tried cat naps and chasing nothing at 3am yet?

It'll be awkward for a few months, but then super worth it. Been growing mine out for over a year, and it's past my shoulders now.

This. So much this. I don't even like it for other people's birthdays.

Even crazier still is that she looks her age. Like all that effort for what.

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and then just disable the javascript for the page.

Digital painting of a flying magpie over a colorful background. Painting imitates oil painting style. Painted February 2nd 2025.

Magpie digital paint study